Quadropenia

Posted by NerdyShow on April 1, 2012

Edit 4/2 CURSE YOU LAWNMOWERMAN! CURSE YOUUUU!

This is not a real episode, just a sinister joke. If for some reason you want to listen to this, click here.

Original text as follows:

BECAUSE YOU DICK-MANDED IT!

The popularity of our fan-funded dickisode, The Pen15 Club, was so enormous. That listeners were clamoring for more! Didn’t think you could possibly learn more about wieners than we’d already schooled you? THINK AGAIN!

When Marc with a C and his lovely wife, Nicole eased you into the full 12 inches in a recent double-length episode of The Real Congregation they were drunk off box wine and filled with penile humor. They impregnated our minds with the seed we needed to bring this second dickisode to life: Quadropenia. With Marc’s help we’ve brought this episode to life in surround sound so your ears can be penetrated from all angles! Join Cap, Hex, Marc, Bryan, and the Peen Queen herself, Nicole for another (a)rousing adventure in the land of dicks.

In this episode we revisit the circumcision debate with sexy nerdy actor Alan Cumming, an outspoken anti-circumcision activist. And get a perspective on the penis’ best buds: balls, vag, and bum with a range of sexperts: a gynecologist, proctologist, and the return of Nerdy Show’s resident medical expert, Fat-Tits Finnegan !

Don’t just sit there! Lube up and dive in!

Tracks:

Theme from “Dickpuncher 3: The Dickening” :: Marc with a C
Moby Dick :: Led Zeppelin
Dick’s Automotive :: The Rugburns
The Dick Song :: Ministry
Another Poem, Entitled ‘Circumcision’ is Read :: Brad Roberts
Relation Between Bass Baritone Guitar and the Penis is Discussed :: Brad Roberts
Pussy :: Lords of Acid
My Girl’s Pussy :: Robert Crumb & His Cheap Suit Serenaders
Boogie in Your Butt :: Eddie Murphy
Detachable Penis :: King Missile