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Friday Night Fanfiction :: Pillow; Fart;

Posted by Stevo on November 7, 2014

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FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

In this Halloween follow-up, we crack open the recently-concluded “Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles” by proudhousewife.  This was brought to the Internet’s attention when a supposed housewife wanted to have her children enjoy the Harry Potter books without any of that nasty old, Satany magic or witchcraft.  Being the conservative Christian that she is, she re-wrote Harry Potter into a 14-chapter suckfest with way too many made-up adverbs and some of the worst characterization ever seen in an otherwise coherent fanfic.  Enjoy it, enjoyingly! We chug down up to chapter 8 this time, and next week we’ll gulp down the final swig.

Catch the podcast Friday or tune in on Monday to party with us during the live recording.

Readers: Stevo, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Brad, Steve, Beth, Chowder
Referee: Valerie

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  • armadon

    I am half way through and I want it to stop. I can’t take this pain, there isn’t enough alcohol to make it through this. Tell me how it ends

    • Level99

      Aeris dies and Dumbledor is gay.

      • armadon

        I believe it

  • Delphi

    Dear God, please use your all powerful wisdom to send me back in time to prevent listening to this, Amen. I previously couldn’t imagine something being this disturbing while being completely nonsexual, but trust religious indoctrination to make it happen. I think the creepiest part is the implications for how little she seems to know about the characters or the general plot. In her version, Hagrid shows up at the Dursleys’ house completely at random, not there for Harry specifically, just to do some “have you found the Lord?” propaganda-ing. He then whisks the eleven year old child away, completely without consent from his guardians, to an isolated compound run by the “Reverend” Dumbledore. Hermione is now his “daughter” and Harry likes her but doesn’t want to do anything to her because “she is/will be someone’s wife.” Has Harry been kidnapped by a cult? Somehow, the idea of this being a group of insane wizards who disguise their magic with religious beliefs seems less disturbing than whatever is going on in this woman’s head. Fight the good fight, and I await the conclusion of this train wreck anxiously.

  • Kevin Wise

    My favorite part; was the semicolon.

    • Level99

      I HATE YOU.

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