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  1. Friday Night Fanfiction :: L-Ron Boots

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    The following message was found in a large glass jar, next to the remains of a fairy of some sort:

    “If you’re reading this then I am likely already beyond help. It feels like I’ve been wandering these lands for a millennia already, yet I am no closer to my goal. I don’t remember who I am anymore, or how I’m able to write this. This realm, this entire reality, was created just for me by her. And she will not leave me alone. She says my blue eyes are eternal, and then I am able to see the grotesqueries of eternity as a result. I can see in all of it’s cosmic horror that I am bound to existence only as someone else’s thought. It has taken all of my strength just to write this down in the few hours that she is not here. I don’t know when she’ll return, or what awful rites of passage she will make me undergo. I didn’t want children. I didn’t want adventure. I didn’t want any of this. If you’re not simply another figment of her imagination, I give you only these words:

    Do not trust Jenna. Do not interact with Jenna. If you meet someone by that name, run. Run as fast as you can away. I am already doomed.”

    Yes… the Quest to Make it End continues as we venture deeper into Link’s Queen’s Zelda fanfic: “My Inner Life”. (more…)

  2. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Cucoos and Cocksters

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    WAKE UP, SHEEPLE! The liberal media of Hyrule is brainwashing you! Okay, no, they’re really not, we just went a bit off the rails with right-wing conspiracy theories this episode. Another week, another pointless session of lucid dream self-indulgence from Link’s Queen’s “My Inner Life”, and her dreamworld of Hyrule. (more…)

  3. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Some People Had Good Dads

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    This is the stuff of nightmares. Our Season 5 longfic reading, Link’s Queen’s “My Inner Life”, is so bad that our computer hardware stopped working properly. Yes, we had to re-record this episode on a Sunday because we had technical issues. May the memory forever stain us.

    In this episode we finally get to the bonding ceremony (not the good kind of bonding either) – plus pizza burps and general malaise ahoy! (more…)

  4. Friday Night Fanfiction Don’t Eat Them Grapes

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Our second foray into the world of Hyrule as lucidly dreamed by Link’s Queen in our Season 5 lognfic reading: “My Inner Life”. For reals, it gets a bit hot and heavy right up until Dracula shows up (our Dracula, not Dracula in the story). Laughs were had, tears were shed, and we definitely ruined a few legacies. Now if you’ll excuse us, we’ve got to go commission some Carl on Carl erotic art.? (more…)

  5. Friday Night Fanfiction :: American Splits

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Behold the cosmic horror that is “American Splits” a story by Heisanevilgenius, aka Peter Chimera, aka Tom White who joins the fantastic fivesome in this very episode! We named it right at the start of our show, even, for no apparent reason! Game of Thrones will never be the same again. Following that, we finally get started on our longfic for the season: “My Inner Life” by Link’s Queen. This thing almost predates the internet, people. It was made in the late 90’s as part of someone’s lucid dream experience in the land of Hyrule, complete with Mary-Sue complex and self-insertion. This is gonna hurt real bad. Real bad.

    Drink along with us for the longest author’s note we’ve ever read – so long we only barely get into the sexy on the first episode! HOLD ON TO YA BUTTS.

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  6. Friday Night Fanfiction :: HGTV Satan

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Two “titillating” tales to terrify! The first, “Masturbation for Dummies (Gold Edition)” by Redtana is a My Little Pony fic featuring magical self-pleasuring. It’ll make you ask profound questions like: “does mutual masturbation counts as the ‘friendship’ part of ‘Friendship is Magic’.” The second story, “Tension Relief” by TrainMaster64, will remind you just how creepy Thomas the Tank Engine is and then crank that creep up to 11 with eerie erotica. Toot-toot!? (more…)

  7. Friday Night Fanfiction :: I Married a Lie

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    We return to conclude the confusing and thoroughly inappropriate real-life celebrity fanfic, “Ghost Riding Fergus Riordan” by JakeB, which includes camera angles and confusing genitals. It left a pretty nasty taste in our mouths so we decided to dive right into a My Little Pony story guaranteed to offend with “Rainbow and Sonic have a Religious Experience” by Flutterpriest. It’s awesome to confirm that Jesus not only vapes but also can do sick tricks with a fidget spinner. The smut in that one was questionable, so we move on to our favorite: Sonic crossovers with Freedom Beef’s “Sonic and the Pokéginas“. A perfect balance of right up our alley/not up our alley at all! Lastly, based entirely on things talked about during the show, we read “I Can Fix That” by TheLilacPilgrim, an Anderson Cooper/Stephen Colbert spanking fic that we really hope becomes a live adaptation one day. Anderson Cooper is indeed quite dreamy. (more…)

  8. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Angus Gaped

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Nerdy Show‘s Tony and Cap us team up with us to read some truly outrageously bad fanfic. Jem and the Holograms is a property that should have been ripe for the plucking when it comes to weird erotica, but author Tira Ravenwing shows us that no – the sexual adventures of The Holograms and The Misfits are off-key and boring. Submitted for your disapproval: “Island Interlude” and “Tangled Web Flattery“. But don’t worry fam, we’ve got some toxic fic to wash it all down with: “Ghost Riding Fergus Riordan” by Jake B. It’s from Kristen’s Collection – so you KNOW it’s bad and wrong, wrong, wrong. (more…)

  9. Friday Night Fanfiction :: ‘a’he’er U’i’ed

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Mmm, British sexiness. In this episode it’s not just our upper lips we’re keeping stiff. We finally get the chance to touch The Doctor in “Dirty Laundry” by emeraldeyedirishdaughter. For many, David Tennant is sexy. For us… this was pretty freaking unsexy. Behold as rookie readers get riotous and try to pick apart plot and logic which isn’t there. The alcohol will teach them, and teach them well.

    We chase the Whovian smut with a My Little Pony story, because this year Friday Night Fanfiction is going to be at BronyCon – and it’s this weekend! Join us for “Sonic Beats Rainbow Dash Who Beats Sonic in a Race” by by Scootareader. It’s a great story for all fans of MLP and probably no fans of Sonic. (more…)

  10. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Charlie Browm

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Dust off your best-worn Vans, friends! In this episode we read the pro-skateboarder slashfic you never knew you wanted: “Tony, Cindy and Bam make a Porno” by “Mann Rice” and Nodachie. Yup. Wax your boards, folks. And by “boards” we mean both your skateboard as well as whatever phallic object you’re sporting… because Tony Hawk and Bam Margera are about to “grind”.

    Next we read “A Charlie Brown Christmas” by Author Obscure. We thought it was going to be whimsical. Well, it’s only really whimsical if you’re into pee, inter-species relations, and other forbidden fruits. If you see Charles Schulz in heaven, tell him we’re sorry. (more…)

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