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  1. Friday Night Fanfiction :: David Says the P-Word

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Sometimes the awfulness of a bad fanfic is rooted in a genuine love of a property and a lust that the author simply has to express. And sometimes… well, sometimes that bad fanfic might be trolling your ass. We think “face the strange” by unbeatenduck is one such fic. Naruto, Harry Potter, Twilight, Sonic, X-Men, there’s a whole lot of ugh going on here. Some sentences are amazing and absolutely brilliant… Then we get into the slurs that make us cringe, but we still slogged through to make it over halfway. (more…)

  2. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Oh Hi, Mom. Wait, You’ve Read Shark Porn Before?

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Steel yourselves, because we’re back in the vaults and reading more smut from the now-dreaded Kristen’s Collection. First, we have “Saltwater” by Komsomol, which was submitted to us as “like Dolphin Sex, but with Sharks.” We enter some real dream-shaping, shark-humping absurdity where things that aren’t real are apparently real anyway… and learn that claspers are pretty scary stuff.

    After that, we read “Battle Monkeys” by CarlosRegerado, which is apparently based on a mobile game. If that game is anything like this story then you’ll be glad you haven’t played it. It features forced cuckolding for primeapes and then a twist ending that made us all feel bad about the human race existing at all. (more…)

  3. Friday Night Fanfiction :: So This is How They Make Bubble Tea

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Oh. Oh dear. Oh, what has happened here? We read five stories and drudge through the dairy goodness that is Xalts’ Tapioca trilogy; a threesome of stories based on Salamanders in the Homestuck universe. It is very gross and not anatomically or biologically accurate in any way. There’s “Tapioca“, “The Sequel“, and who could forget the riveting finale, “Tapioca 3 The Return“. Delightful.

    Following that, we read some fic based off what is itself fanfiction of World War II: Hetalia Axis Powers, with Mizukotsu’s “A Furnished Denmark“. It’s a lovely tale where someone has sex with a couch… and the couch is a person. Then, of course, we close with a story about a boy having sex with a hermaphrodite cat in “Artemis’ Lover” by Oscar. Prepare yourselves for a heaping pile of NOPE. (more…)

  4. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Just Drink For How Racist This Story Is

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Indulge in a classic Hunchback of Notre-Dame fanfic. Or try to, anyway. “Back to the Frollo” by the aptly-named Frollofreak shuts us down for two reasons. One: it’s ultra racist. Two: it’s boring. REAAAAAAAAAAAAL boring. It does not become enjoyable. Ever.

    Lucky us, we’re entertaining folks and we have two amazing fan readers suffering with us through the time-traveling Toyota and numerous flashbacks that do nothing to establish plot or character. Based on this, we’re never going to visit Indiana. (more…)

  5. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Tool of the Fates

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Join us for a festive romp through the 90’s – when Tim Allen was both a family sitcom icon and symbol for what happens when you do too many drugs. Find out what happens when Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan), Randy (JTT) and Mark (Taran Noah Smith) drug the babysitter and do awful things to her in “Heidi – The Tool-Time Girl” by alurker8192. Yes, it’s a Home Improvement fic, and the story is about as old as the show itself. Ready for the plot twist? It turns out Heidi wasn’t actually drugged and really wanted the tools of the Taylor kids all along! Pretty sure they cancelled the show after ABC became aware of this story’s existence. It wouldn’t surprise us at all. (more…)

  6. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Jizzy Jones

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Prepare to be enthralled by the sex-swapping, gender-bending wonderment of the Avengers slashfic, “Avenging Tony’s Lost Manhood” by therealfroggy. Logan gets broken, David gets bored, Stevo gets angry, and Val sounds Canadian. Oh, and one of our guest readers Shawn sounds Canadian too, but differently Canadian. But yeah, long story short: Tony Stark turns into a girl and can’t stop fondling himself or initiating an orgy with the other Avengers. Remember: this is probably not how female anatomy works.

    Happy banging! (more…)

  7. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Sombrero Crab

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    This is what happens when we find a stranger in the Alps, then they write a story, and we bring them on the show to read it. Longtime Nerdy Show fan Fenrirgochad has brought to us a fanfic of his own devising for us all to read. He inserted Stevo into a crossover fic between The Brave Little Toaster and *sigh* Sonic the Hedgehog. Yup. Things happen. Sexy almost happens a lot… and apparently death also happens a lot.

    This was hilarious, weird, and we learned a lot about echidna dicks. Presenting, “The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mobius” by Fenrirgochad. (more…)

  8. Friday Night Fanfiction :: “Spornsored” by Pornhub

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    We’re BAAAAAAAAAACK!

    Season 5 gets started off “right”. Which is to say, very, very wrong. We take on a story we can’t finish! Not because it is incomplete, but because it’s such an awful experience and we actually can’t bear continuing it. It’s horrible. Awful. Disgusting. All the bad words. To quote one listener verbatim: “I expected the sexism, but the racism was a surprise.” The nightmare in question is “The Most Men’s Rights Activist Fanfic Ever Made” written by notoriously material-banned author Eogrus under an alternate account.

    We get through one lap of readers before calling it quits and moving on to more familiar, safe territory: Harry Potter fanfic (“The Play” by DemiraWithers)… Except this is an alternate world where Voldemort is basically Harry’s impromptu father/teacher/etc and then there’s wangs out. Finally, we wrap up with some futa in “A Healthy Student/Teacher Relationship” by Jlargent. (more…)

  9. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Last Trip to Sister Town

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    This is it. The season finale and the final installment of Niduranduran’s Pokémon fanfic,“Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”. We’ve done it! We’ve finished the longest story we will ever attempt to read. Nothing else comes close to the epic-length nightmare we’ve subjected ourselves to. Never again. Never forget. This story is drek. It’s awful and deplorable and we hated it. Oh sure, there was some fun to be had along the way, but this one nearly tore us apart at times. We hope you enjoyed yourselves.

    Friday Night Fanfiction Season Four is now complete! We’ll be taking about a month off and coming back sometime in late March after all the next stories have been picked, new guests have been scheduled, and the toxins purged from our bodies. Thank you to everyone who listened, hung out in the chat, or read with us over the last ridiculous sojourn We look forward to seeing you all again real soon!

    Goodbye forever, Adam. Let us never again talk about “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”. (more…)

  10. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Grandma’s Meth

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    After the sweet release of taking an episode off from Niduranduran’s Pokémon fanfic,“Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”, we’re back in the stink. Our protagonist is beside himself too – no matter his wealth of harem occupants, he’s still not satisfied and resorts to porn for his pleasures… AND he complains about it! The nerve of some people. But hey – there’s some drama too: a character has a heart attack. Not surprisingly, the resulting emotions are forced and ends with cuddling with multiple Pokéladies and wanking it to a woman blowing snake.

    We are close to the end. So very close. But not quite yet. (more…)

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