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Friday Night Fanfiction :: Groinsaw

Posted by Stevo on December 5, 2014

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FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

Oh boy, oh boy… we can’t aptly describe tonight’s first tale, “Like Like Likes Little Link” by Ignatious, but we’ll try… It’s a bloody, disgusting, two-chapter horror-fest involving young Link from Ocarina of Time and various monsters. It’s probably the most violent thing we’ve ever read, and it tries to make it SEXY. Absolutely terrifying stuff – not for the faint of heart. This one nearly broke Stevo. Seriously, he’s never yelled so much in a ‘fic before.

We decided to follow up that heavy read with a lighthearted, existential Harry Potter romp known as… lots of frigging H’s. (Seriously, the story’s called “HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” by Secondpillow) This was voted one of the BEST fanfics we’ve ever read. You could say it’s an extremely polarizing episode. At the very least, we know this: only accept American Cockstitution. Accept no substitutes.


Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Chowder, Steve, Valerie
Referee: Valerie

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  • armadon

    Poor steve-o, you must understand that absolute pleasure is only achieved through pure pain. Lynx experienced this, embrace his found unbridled passion

    • Level99

      What is this? Hellraiser? Are tears a waste of good suffering? No, I decry. I defy that sentiment. I stand by my outbursts and exclamations.

      Oh crap, I’m crying again.

      • armadon

        Yes! Yes! Feed the Lords of Passion and Pain! Feed them!

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