I would have given my support to Star Wreck if I hadn’t run back to Mass Effect in a fit of passion.

Speaking of Firefly…

I just wanna put a character here that a friend did for a Star Wreck game I ran, had lot of fun with that one. Be inspired.

Captain Hal-Com ‘Hal-Com ‘Hal’ Ranolds’ Ranolds

“A human from the human capital of Tampere, Hal-Com was brought up on a farm near Tampere mostly by 10 servants. This is odd, since there are no farms near Tampere nor are there servants in the homogenized human society. Never the less Hal-Com knew since birth that he was destined for great things. Well, he was destined to things, at least. Achieving his ambition of becoming a captain in the P-fleet after flunking the entrance exams multiple times, he shows some resentment over the fact that people seem know he’s a bumbling fool. Dead set on proving them wrong, he captains his ship towards the great unknown!
Hal-Com is known to wear a brown coat over his uniform. The coat used to be white. He never talks about it. Or washes it.”

He holds the rank of Captain (pending demotion) on the CPP Chernobyl, it is due to no small part his poor example that the dress code is rather lacklusterly enforced on the ship. At battle ‘Hal-Com ‘Hal’ Ranolds’ (for short) favors strategies that put as many lower ranking crew members between himself and the enemy as possible, so he has developed rather considerable talent ensuring that he always has an ample supply of redshirts available.

Speaking of Mass Effect….
Wait… no one was talking about M.E. here.

I guess that is because Star Wreck is WAY more awesome in every meaningful way and should be placed above M.E. in the “Recent Topics” postings.

Just ask any Christian Science officer. They could explain it to you.

Only few hours left.
NOW is your time to come through for the Federation!

Every little bit helps!

Did you know some third of ship to ship combat rules consist of calculating intentional ramming?
Did you know that an Omnipotent Dork encounter is a valid adventure scenario?
Did you know that the Ferrets are in no way based on any negative earth stereotypes… no way.. the whole idea is insulting! And then they try to cheat you out of your money, the little bastards.
Did you know giving a long winded speech can be a character special ability?
Or that humans have the mysterious power to appear as any other race in the galaxy, just by gluing some plastic bits in their foreheads?

None of these epic things are touched upon on sensible well structured rpg´s, and why would you want sterile proper rpg in a Nerdy Show podcast? That would be like podcasting a riveting chess match. Nope, you want garbled nonsense filled with lame, sometimes offensive, geek jokes only you will understand – thrown together with zero budget by some nerd with way too much time in their hands.

So go throw some money in Star Wreck! Even if it won´t win I´ll give the two highest last day Star Wreck donations an additional Microsode.
I can do that.
I have powers.

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