Also our very own Kristin Frenzel mixed up a new drink for you to make in these babies! An ELDRITCH BLAST!
It involves Doritos infused vodka. SERIOUSLY.

ELDRITCH BLAST ‘BOMB’ RECIPE:
3/4 pint Any IPA or Pilsner Beer (Really any beer, darker stouts won’t work to well)
2/3 shot Doritos Cool Ranch Vodka
1/3 shot Whiskey

Add the Doritos Cool Ranch Vodka and Whiskey to a sh
ot glass. Pour the beer into a pint glass or beer mug 3/4 of the way full and let settle. Drop the shot glass into the Beer and chug.

To make the Doritos Cool Ranch Vodka:

1 Bag Cool Ranch Doritos
16 Ounces Vodka

Put the vodka and doritos into a container and let sit for 1 hour, strain out the doritos, and voila!

C-C-C-Combo breaker:

https://nerdyshow.com/dd-pint-shot-glass-combo/

I suppose we should’ve asked what vodka you’d used before diving head first into this ourselves. We knew to an extent that if the starting product (vodka) was not great, Doritos would by no means make it better. My roommate bought what she thought was decent based on the suggestions of the liquor store employees, who thought we were insane for trying this. I can’t really argue with them at this point.

I’m not sure what went wrong or whether I am simply not at the level of enlightenment that we needed to be at to fully appreciate the roller coaster of flavors that this provided (I counted at least seven sequences, with some repeats). This also varied based on how much of a mouthful I got each time. What I do know is that the entire time it smelled like Dorito-laced peroxide, as though somebody had made an attempt to save space in their combination snack/medicine cabinet.

Maybe I just don’t love Doritos as much as I thought I did.

Maybe they don’t love me.