Now… I know what you’re thinking… “Of course! It only makes sense that Jamela, the loveliest adventurer in Doritodonia, whose scales glisten like polished opals, would have her own line of beauty products!”
I regret to inform you that’s not the case. I was recently scrying myself to sleep when I found THIS:
DO NOT BE FOOLED! http://jamelaoil.com/ is not affiliated with this noble Dragonborn in any way! Simply preposterous that they didn’t attempt to contact me. It’s obvious they’re trying to sidle in on my “brand”. Beauty and the name “Jamela” were already synonymous. The least they could have done is ask me for an endorsement.