Friday Night Fanfiction: Season 1 Archive

[Shaded Spriter]

I have caught up enough to hear the new introduction now. It is amazing. I hope that you are putting in a whole lot more Song parodies into the actual Season 1 of FNF…you have to top the “World of pure imagination”/Pokephilia mash up sometime.

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Armadon wrote:

Now I have to ask, you have read a sick-ton of putrid stories. Have you developed an ear for stories that are genuinely bad and ones that were written solely to be bad, or is there no real way to tell?
If you do find one that was made to be bad do you accept it?

I ask cause I might be putting some D&D rule 34 out there just to have the cast read it and wanted to know if you would give it the time of day. Now i am a terrible writer so be prepared to drink a lot, again if you accept it.

And are you aware of a book series called wheel of time? If you are I believe there is short yet nasty work with one of the fantasy races in that book, giant creatures called Oigiers. I recommend it solely if enough of you know about it if not then it is a waste of time

It’s not that hard to tell once you get immersed in it, actually. My Immortal was unintentionally written to be bad, Brewdening Love was intentionally bad. There are some that blur the lines but for the truly horrendous, its usually an easy catch.

That being said, we’re fine with stuff that is written deliberately bad that isn’t so bad that it’s unreadable. Some of the input to the “write a fanfic five words at a time” nearly crossed that line, and some of the other fanfics we’ve read like THE GRATEST STORY EVER BY MEEEEEEEEEEE are just so terribly done that its just not fun to read for more than a few lines.

So if you write something D&D erotica-wise, feel free to make it smutty and detestable, but not one that’s unfun to read. A perfect example of a fanfic written about something that was deliberately bad but absolutely hilarious is the OCAD Fanfic written by Less Ashamed of Self. See below:

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It was midnight, and Steve-o was on a grocery run. He had to get away from the unwashed masses at magfest and volunteered to pick up some late night snacks.
The cashier rang in Steve-o’s 4 large tubs of cool whip and pint of Strawberries.
The cashier was a man of colour who, stereotypically, happened to have big lips.
Steve-o felt himself getting arroused, it was exactly his type of man except for the black part.
“$16.50 suh” the negro man said.
Steve-o promptly punched the man in the face.
“That’s what you get for being black! I’m not gay!” said Steve-o.
Running arroused from both the big lips and from having freshly punched a black man, Steve-o headed for his car.
Then something caught his eye on the way out, it was rows upon rows of beautiful shopping carts all alone and fresh for the taking. He dropped his groceries and started fondling his beard with both hands.
“Oh no… I don’t think I can resist.”
Wind swept back his hair and his clothing literally exploded off of him and he was naked.

He dove into the closest cart like Scrooge McDuck into his money. Moaning, his hands couldn’t make up their minds about what to touch first.
He was stroking his beard with one hand and his weenis with the other. He rocked the cart back and forth with his hips while fondling his balls and asshole.
“Yeah… YEAH! Like BAGELS AT THE DRIVE-IN!” Steve-o screamed at the top of his lungs. He didn’t know why he screamed it exactly, it was just what he always screamed whenever he peed during sex. He rolled over on to his back so he could coat himself in as much of his sexy urine as possible.

Brushfire was leaving the same grocery store with a tootsie pop in his mouth and in his ass when he spotted Steve-o in all his merriment. His eyes went wide and he grinned a big toothless grin. Brushfire strapped on his tilly-hat, his gaze un-blinking.
Steve-o felt the shadows of a giant towering oak tree but it was just Brushfire. Steve-o noticed him and suddenly got ever so slightly embarassed.
“David… I…” Steve-o was thinking about what he could possibly say that could explain his lustful outburst.
“Welcome to the jungle.” Brushfire said in his dry manly voice.
“CLOTHES!” Brushfire said, and his clothes ripped to shreds.
He lept over Steve-o and landed strattling him with his ass pointed at his face. He farted the tootsie pop at his forehead and it stuck there forever.
“Here’s the deal, I won’t tell anyone about this if you do me one favour.”
“Yes sir.” Steve-o said with a smile.
“I need you to polish my pokeba–ah”
Before he could finish his sentence Steve-o had his balls in his mouth and was sucking them until his face was strained and purple.
“Yeah. That’s the ticket.” David said.
He reached into his pocket (go with it) and pulled out a small anime figurine and slapped his flacid penis on it PRAYING that this month would be erection month. He switched to his favourite method: the upside-down wiggly-fingered yanker.
Steve-o bit Brushfire’s ballsack clean off and slid his tongue up the David’s chode. He paused a moment, David didn’t move, he was too focused on getting a boner. Steve plunged his tongue like a spear into Brushfire’s penetrating his persed and puckered pooper proficiently.
“Mmmmmmmmm…” Steve-o said, the bristles of his beard tickling Dave’s ass.
Suddenly Devon and Justin Bieber came out of the grocery store hand in hand.
Devon stopped when he saw his co-hosts in the shopping cart.
“Everything ok hun?” Justin asked.
“Fine,” Devon said. “I’ll catch up with you later JB.” he said smacking his ass. Justin flew away.
Devon, hurt that he wasn’t invited to the party, was going to interupt… but suddenly stopped when he realized how hot it was. Besides, how often do you get to masturbate to live guy on guy analingus in a shopping cart? It was a rare treat indeed.
Devon saw a nearby piece of display patio furniture, sat down, and whipped it out. It was still swollen from the previous night’s abuse but Devon liked a little rough treatment.
Brushfire felt a tingling in his bowels. A feeling he knew ALL too well.
“Ah, ah, I’m going to have an AAAAASSSGAAASMMMM!”
Suddenly a large gush of chocolate pudding came splashing out of his hole, (his ass hole), and Steve-o lovingly gulped it all down.
“OM NOM NOM” said Steve-o hungrily. It tasted salty and fermented kind of like blue cheese except it was poop. It made him wonder what was in Brushfire’s diet.
Devon wasn’t planning on being so arroused by the view of the two, but watching the hot anal juices trickle down Steve-o’s beautiful beard was so sexy, he couldn’t stop himself.
“AAAAAAAH” Devon suddenly sprayed his seed like a firehose over all of them. 50 literal gallons of semen covered them from head to toe.
Suddenly there was no hiding his presence. They all realized what they were in the middle of.
David, Devon, and Steve-o got up and approached eachother slowly. The three of them made out with one hand on the dick to the left and a finger up the ass to the right.
Before they knew it the sun was rising and they stopped for some air.
“I’m so horny, it’s like there’s no end to how much you guys arouse me.” Devon said,
“I know, I could do this forever. Everytime I see you guys in person I’m gonna think about this special time we shared.” Steve-o said,
“Yeah,” David echoed “I promise that I will never see you guys the same way again. I promise. You guys are my special fuck buddies now, on the internet AND irl,”
“But we have to stop… because…” Devon said,
…and then they all said in unison:

“WE HAVE A SHOW TO DO!”

then Mr. T and Hulk Hogan, and LAOS pulled up in a hummer with naked girls and steaks all over it.
“Here brothers, take these!” Hogan said throwing the OCAD guys rocket boots.
They laced up and blasted off into space.
Awesome.
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Finally, Wheel of Time? I just got started on the audiobooks. I’m a huge fan of Brandon Sanderson, and I’m up to date on all his stuff. Knowing that he’s the one that wrapped up that series, I’m interested in getting into it, despite the long haul. I’ll keep and eye/ear out for that race. Thanks for the input!

Shaded Spriter wrote:

I have caught up enough to hear the new introduction now. It is amazing. I hope that you are putting in a whole lot more Song parodies into the actual Season 1 of FNF…you have to top the “World of pure imagination”/Pokephilia mash up sometime.

That’s one of the things I brew in my mind in spare moments. That and actually doing joke remixes using quotes from our readings, a la charm spell! I’ve got some FF8 lyrical ideas brewing because of the Minotaur peen!@

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[frozentreasure]

Stevo wrote:

My Immortal was unintentionally written to be bad

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Debatable. Also that’s a weird way to phrase that; if it was unintentionally written to be bad, then it was just badly written. Some people came forth at some point after My Immortal “ended” and claimed to have come up with the whole thing as an elaborate troll. Whether that’s true or not, it is fairly easy to correctly tell trollfics apart from genuine efforts, if only because a lot of the trollfics explicitly say that they are trollfics.

Regards,

~Roy42

[Armadon]

@frozentreasure What does the term Troll represent in this context, I keep hearing it and don’t know what it means.

@level99 Sanderson did a good job following the notes left by Jordan and gave it his own flare. Oigiers you will hear about in the middle of the book, giant people.
As for the fan fic, I can’t believe someone wrote that, it was well written to the point I was absolutely disgusted, I mean…wow.

[frozentreasure]

Intentionally nonsensical, typically in an effort to get a reaction from someone overly invested in the subject matter. In the case of fanfiction, someone trying to write a really bad story, but usually missing some of the subtleties.

Regards,

~Roy42

[Shaded Spriter]

On the subject of My Immortal. There is a youtube comedy series which is a modern day comedic version of Carmilla.

They referenced “my immortal” in the series and that is the first thing I saw about it which made me want to watch it:

http://tahtheterror.tumblr.com/post/100496076844/i-was-fucking-around-on-yt-this-morning-and

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[Stevo]

Sorry, I forgot to post here yesterday. Last night was postponed to tonight due to my move taking longer than expected yesterday. I didn’t get the uhaul truck back to the rental place until nearly 10PM, and we started moving at 1PM. So tonight, 8PM, we gonna do it! DO IT!

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[Shaded Spriter]

Have to make sure I crosspost it here:

http://nerdyshow.com/nerdyforums/topic/max-landis-super-mario-world-script/

A script for a Super Mario World movie written by Holywood Screenwriter Mark Landis – It is 7 Hours worth of Screenplay 436 pages long.

This might be the best written fan fiction in Friday Night Fan Fiction history – but it will still be a train wreck. given this quote from IGN talking about this:

“Funky Kong plays a major role in this movie. For some reason I can’t explain, it was deeply important to [19-year-old] me to get every single Super Mario character EVER at least a name drop, with people like Chet Rippo and Chuck Quizmo somehow earning HUGE ROLES.”

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[Shaded Spriter]

I have some time to listen to podcasts today with no one around (I am not explaining to anyone what I am uncontrollably laughing at.) and I am on Episode 155…Talking about the Dead Train and The myth the Legend Tony Baldini shows up talking about pokénecrophiliacs.

The one thing I thought of which no one mentioned from that joke: Is it pokénecrophilia if it is a Ghost Type?

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[Armadon]

i will be the first to say this weeks show was deastating

@level99 could this story have been finished in a single episode?
Where did you find this destroyer of worlds story?

Part of me repects the author for raping a story to protect her children’s innocent minds, I wonder if her children are actually enjoying it.

And how does one participate in these weekly grudge matches?

[He Who Hides in Plain Sight]

So this is a site that has several not exactly bad fanfictions but does them in an interesting style

http://addventure.bast-enterprises.de/

You start at Chapter (episode 1) and from there it continues like a pick your own adventure story.

Not bad but would be interesting

[frozentreasure]

@Armadon Just join #fnf on the Esper.net IRC channel every Monday at 8pm EST when we record Friday Night Fanfiction live and ask to join in. You can listen to the audio stream and access the chat at vgm.nighthorsemedia.com

Regards,

~Roy42

[Armadon]

I will try for next week, that is Unless i get my phone booth operational before then then I can join at any time

[Shaded Spriter]

I have finished with all the OCAD episodes now – the ending was silly but heartfelt – I can’t wait to listen to Season 1 and look forward to the end of it for Sonic and the Search for Love’s return.

because that fic breaks my brain.

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[Stevo]

Shaded Spriter wrote:

I have some time to listen to podcasts today with no one around (I am not explaining to anyone what I am uncontrollably laughing at.) and I am on Episode 155…Talking about the Dead Train and The myth the Legend Tony Baldini shows up talking about pokénecrophiliacs.

The one thing I thought of which no one mentioned from that joke: Is it pokénecrophilia if it is a Ghost Type?

Definitely still necrophilia, because all pokemon can die. Ghosts can die. HOLY SHIT I JUST BROKE MY OWN MIND.

Armadon wrote:

i will be the first to say this weeks show was deastating
@level99 could this story have been finished in a single episode?
Where did you find this destroyer of worlds story?

Part of me repects the author for raping a story to protect her children’s innocent minds, I wonder if her children are actually enjoying it.

And how does one participate in these weekly grudge matches?

Just like Roy said, add overclocked_after_dark to skype. Then show up anytime around 7:30ish, we take a roll call now so we don’t have calls that are overloaded with people. I’m so happy with the people who’ve been deciding to join in, if not for a single week but for multiple weeks. It’s been great having fresh faces/asses on board. Also I am so happy with the conclusion of Hogwarts School of Bile and Devilness, the ending with quite apt.

He Who Hides in Plain Sight wrote:

So this is a site that has several not exactly bad fanfictions but does them in an interesting style

http://addventure.bast-enterprises.de/

You start at Chapter (episode 1) and from there it continues like a pick your own adventure story.

Not bad but would be interesting

Cool link, I think this would be nice for some kind of community poll thing. We’ll have it on our list of discussion topics for Season 2, maybe it would be a continuing segment where we read a chapter each week and then post a poll here in the forums for people to go and vote on?

Armadon wrote:

I will try for next week, that is Unless i get my phone booth operational before then then I can join at any time

I am looking forward to this.

Shaded Spriter wrote:

I have finished with all the OCAD episodes now – the ending was silly but heartfelt – I can’t wait to listen to Season 1 and look forward to the end of it for Sonic and the Search for Love’s return.

because that fic breaks my brain.

Everyone keeps telling me that we’ll never finish Soniclove. By definition, we can’t really finish it because the author left it unfinished. However, what does exist I GUARANTEE we will complete before the end of this season, barring the internet exploding, the world ending, or my beard strangling me in my sleep.

brb making daily sacrifice to appease the beard gods.

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BTW tonight we’re going to attempt to do the Half-Life Full Life Consequences quadrilogy! We might even have time for something extra.

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