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  • #37667
    frozentreasure
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    Thanks to the recent episode of Nerdy Show, we’re bringing it back! And even better, I’ll be editing this post (until the forum stops letting me) with the collated story so it’s not so cumbersome to read it.

    Without any further ado:

    There once had been many more bears, but now they’re lions. Why? One sage believed that it was because of the mystical grand superbowl. The other sages fucked him up for being that stupid. Some of the other sages thought it could be the work of a Catomancer. Now, the Catomancer was a powerful, but lazy, and easily distracted wizard. But even more lazy and powerful was his roommate, Galdap. Much to the chagrin to his roommate, Mopkins.

    Eventually a druid asked the lions, “What happened, why are you lions now?” But this druid was only an apprentice, he asked regular lions. The lions looked at him with utter apathy and rolled over, taking a nap. “Perhaps I could order some new bears on Amazon” Thought the druid.

    Regards,

    ~Roy42

    #37668
    Kahalis Djnn
    Participant

    One sage believed that it was because of the mystical grand superbowl. The other sages fucked him up for being that stupid.

    (edit: to be clear, not bashing american football or fans, just jabbing at the 4th wall a bit)

    Now where did I put that invisible tower again?

    #37679
    BertoElCon
    Participant

    Some of the other sages thought it could be the work of a Catomancer.

    Nobody is normal, a normal person is just someone you don't know very well.

    #37683
    Sage Zer0
    Participant

    Now, the Catomancer was a powerful, but lazy, and easily distracted wizard.

    #37687

    But even more lazy and powerful was his roommate, Galdap.

    For the Commonwealth!

    #37693
    Arkais
    Moderator

    Much to the chagrin to his roommate, Mopkins.

    "You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns."

    #37736
    BertoElCon
    Participant

    Eventually a druid asked the lions, “What happened, why are you lions now?”

    Nobody is normal, a normal person is just someone you don't know very well.

    #37756
    Sage Zer0
    Participant

    But this druid was only an apprentice, he asked regular lions.

    #37761
    Arkais
    Moderator

    The lions looked at him with utter apathy and rolled over, taking a nap.

    "You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns."

    #37832

    “Perhaps I could order some new bears on Amazon” Thought the druid.

    For the Commonwealth!

    #38025
    Arkais
    Moderator

    But every LAN cable in the house had been chewed upon by the lions, as they’re basically giant cats at heart. They stared at the druid, now with hunger in their eyes.

    "You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns."

    #38028
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    The cables droop from several of the lions mouths, they make them appear like sad walrus’s with two sets of whiskers.

    #38064

    Panicked, the druid calls on his deer friends as a distraction for the hungry lions.

    For the Commonwealth!

    #38065
    frozentreasure
    Participant

    He never stopped to wonder why his inner monologue changed to present tense for a few moments there.

    Regards,

    ~Roy42

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