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The Flame On crew flew to San Fransisco for the 1st annual ‘Running of the Bears’ Marathon.
"You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns."
Eric was wearing his Dicks are Yummy shirt.
He touched my balls alot.
All craftsmanship was of the highest quality. It was studded with zircon.
Oral was trying to get his drink on and run at the same time. It wasn’t going well.
Nobody is normal, a normal person is just someone you don't know very well.
The bears were getting ready for the run, in all their glory.
…AND THEY’RE OFF!
The human bears were given a 5 minute head start before the beerbears were released.
Not that it mattered, as the beerbears were making bear beer at the starting line.
For this reason, Oral hung back so he could try to swipe some bear beer.
Meanwhile, Bryan, Jarrod, and Eric were trying to run the marathon.
When suddenly Pussy-man, a giant walking vagina with a super hero cape, starts chasing them.
Eric ran for his life while Oral stood there, his expression like a deer caught in the headlights of an oncoming car.
And Pussyman sat down next to him, and he looked right into Oral’s eyes, and he said:
“WOULD YOU LIEK SUM MIIIIIIIILLLLLLK?!?!?!” bellowed Pussyman.
Oral thought about it for a second, maybe he did want some milk.
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