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    Dear Jamela,

    I am 20,000 platinum in debt after receiving my bachelor of arts degree in slime husbandry from druid college (turns out, textbooks are sold at premiums from the environmentally conscious). With the meager income from my potions shop, I’m not sure that I can afford to have an animal companion, much less raise a child someday. I may be a crow person, but it seems like with the advent of half-elves, half-orcs, tieflings, aasimar, and any number of ancestors in sorcerer’s bloodlines these days, everybody seems to be able to have babies with anybody else, and despite my multiclassing as an alchemist, contraceptives don’t seem to exist yet.

    How do you think I should go about finding the right person for me? Should we roll the dice with my bevy of reincarnation spells until we get two almost-compatible shapes?

    Additionally, do you have any suggestions for broaching the subject of latent interest in creative uses of wild shape? You see, I worship the pirate goddess, and lately I’ve been sprouting tentacles…

    Posker Mags, Tengu kraken-caller druid 3/vivisectionist alchemist 2

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