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Ape of a Thousand Dicks

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  • #39513

    Duraphago
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    A campaign suggestion from Mike once upon a time (before the Erotic Pangolin). No idea about the ape itself, though. A large ape with a thousand dicks? An ape-shaped golem made from a thousand dicks? Perhaps a King Louie-esque ape who simply wants to be a man (man-cub), so he goes around killing and pilfering the penises from the previously operative people. Maybe a merging of Justice League and Futurama: a race of smart apes that has a seedy black market where human horn is sold as an aphrodisiac, and they have to get Little Barty back! Or Little Vimak, whoever was unlucky enough to get his harvested. Then again, Vimak’s was already removed and reattached, so maybe Barty should get the rough treatment this time. Would give Jemala and Lefty something to taunt him with. Or both.

    Stop eating my sesame cake

    #39517

    HeavyDevil
    Participant

    This is years in the making. I want this purely for the reaction of those in the party who thought they were safe from this idea at the end of the Quest for the Erotic Pangolin. Thank you for remembering this in time.

    My other name is Rosswell

    #39524

    Garayur
    Participant

    the title reminds me of https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2554200/6/HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Steam: Garayur
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    #39541

    Maraun
    Participant

    @cap Please put my $30 towards this. Mike would’ve wanted it that way.

    Sailin' about port to port, Smokin' 'em out fort by fort,
    Stealin' their loot ton by ton, Takin' their ships one by one.

    #39577

    HeavyDevil
    Participant

    Hey, this RPG drive got me thinking about the last time we did this for DnD. Salsa shoes was originally two topics, so I’m wondering if anyone else is interested in another combo. I was thinking something along the lines of Vimak and Holy Monkeys: Quest for the Ape of a Thousand Dicks. Wordy title, but hey it might be fun.

    Then again, the ideas on their own are pretty special and thought out, and their authors might want to keep them as originals. I know I’ll be happy with either.

    My other name is Rosswell

    #39585

    Duraphago
    Participant

    Heh, who knows? We’ll see what happens with the drive. I’m not one to put work into something that’s only a possibility. Call me lazy, but I think it’s pragmatic 😛

    Stop eating my sesame cake

    #39586

    Duraphago
    Participant

    Also, I thought of this for the last couple D&D drives, but I listen at work, so I tend to forget things on the way home.

    Stop eating my sesame cake

    #39606

    Delphi
    Participant

    Although I cringe at the thought of anything that involves “A Thousand Dicks” I would be surprisingly okay if this wins. Especially if there managed to be just a shout out to the Holy Monkeys idea. It wouldn’t have to be anything big, even just Hex uttering the exclamation and in character someone responds that they doubt there’s anything holy about this monkey.

    #39618

    Maraun
    Participant

    The ape is probably going to be a Chimpanzee who has been owned by approximately a thousand guys named Richard, all of whom died under peculiar circumstances.

    Sailin' about port to port, Smokin' 'em out fort by fort,
    Stealin' their loot ton by ton, Takin' their ships one by one.

    #39620

    Anonymous

    It would be awesome that the rumors or the players preconceived thoughts are of an ape with 1,000 physical dicks but turned out to Maraun’s concept. Maybe the chimp kept all of Richard’s dicks before they died. Maybe the chimp could talk with a dick held in its mouth like a cigar. Maybe….

    #39710

    twothums
    Participant

    I found some concept artwork for the Ape with a Thousand Dicks

    Ape Concept Art

    He touched my balls alot.

    #39747

    Arkais
    Moderator

    Oh dear gawds… Someone made a wire-frame of its body!

    "You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns."

    #39751

    Armadon
    Participant

    Bangarang twothumbs.
    As an adventurer if I saw that image anatomical correctly portrayed I wouldn’t go on the quest.

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