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  • #22722
    BertoElCon
    Participant

    Darth Valer was dual-wielding a large rubber male chicken and a rubber female dog in heat.

    (Yes, a cock and a bitch.)

    Nobody is normal, a normal person is just someone you don't know very well.

    #22773
    ViralDemon
    Participant

    And so Teddy Roosevelt, being the Roosevelt that he was, punched Darth Valer straight in his Gatdam mouth, ending his stupid, poorly written life.

    #22776
    Trench
    Keymaster

    However, Darth Valer’s defeat only served to trigger the dead mans switch wired to his heart, which in turn released the zombie hipsters.

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    #22777
    frozentreasure
    Participant

    Trench, I refuse to accept that your addition is as win as you said so in the Skype chat. And don’t talk about zombie hipsters; now that’s gonna be a thing for us to deal with. How many sentences is one? Shit.

    Regards,

    ~Roy42

    #22782
    Raven
    Member

    Zombie hipsters, contrary to what one might think, didn’t work as mooks but rather as a definitely not hip paradoxical antimatter bomb which blasted amidst the Damn Fine Americans in a conflagration of self annihilation and explosive power!

    All the fun parts of life are optional.

    #22785
    Ghouleh
    Participant

    Really? Damn!

    The Fishwatcher

    #22787
    Arkais
    Moderator

    And so the horde of damn fine hipster zombie americans began ravaging the countryside.

    "You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns."

    #22788
    BertoElCon
    Participant

    Hex wept.

    Nobody is normal, a normal person is just someone you don't know very well.

    #22790
    Trench
    Keymaster

    For he had realized Colin was winning without even doing anything.

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    #22794
    Ghouleh
    Participant

    Indeed, he was merely driving in an empty highway in an expensive, fragile car with “WINNING” spray-painted on the front window.

    The Fishwatcher

    #22795
    Raven
    Member

    For Colin was a winner, and winners never lose.

    All the fun parts of life are optional.

    #22797
    Arkais
    Moderator

    The End

    "You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns."

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