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  • #22619
    Sage Zer0
    Participant

    He summoned a team of honor guard which he named his “Damn Fine Americans” to his side.

    #22624
    Raven
    Member

    The guards were mighty Hex presidents Roosevelt, Washington, Lincoln and Other Roosevelt.

    All the fun parts of life are optional.

    #22637
    Ghouleh
    Participant

    But John Adams, bitter about being left out, worked in secret to undermine the Great One’s guard.

    The Fishwatcher

    #22642
    Trench
    Keymaster

    Adams was joined by a zombie Ben Franklin, a very confused Thomas Jefferson and, for reasons unknown, the artist formerly known as Prince.

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    #22650
    Ghouleh
    Participant

    And together they had a mighty clash with the Hexguard!

    The Fishwatcher

    #22651
    Sage Zer0
    Participant

    But they were no match for the Roosevelts’ Rooseveltly Rooseveltery.

    #22652
    Ghouleh
    Participant

    And that was the end of that fight, and it was quite anti-climatic.

    The Fishwatcher

    #22653
    ViralDemon
    Participant

    And so Hex spake unto the Roosevelts’ “HAAAAARUUUUUUUU!!! Go forth and destroy the council of Cock!”

    #22654

    Suddenly, The one who was thought to be prince took off his disguise, and it turned out to be the zombie John WilkesBooth, and pulled out his doomsday pistol!

    For the Commonwealth!

    #22655
    Arkais
    Moderator

    He fired a shot, which created a wormhole, freeing Doomsday from the void left by the absence of the old DCU.

     

    "You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns."

    #22656
    BertoElCon
    Participant

    The pistol was actually a specialized portal gun for making wormholes to another universe.

    Nobody is normal, a normal person is just someone you don't know very well.

    #22659
    Trench
    Keymaster

    And from that other universe emerged Howard the Duck.

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    #22662
    Raven
    Member

    His appearance might or might not have included a flash of duck tits.

    All the fun parts of life are optional.

    #22663
    BertoElCon
    Participant

    (To the Ducktales Theme)

    Duck Tits, oooh ooooh.

    Every day they’re might be flashing

    Duck Tits oooh ooooh.

    Nobody is normal, a normal person is just someone you don't know very well.

    #22677

    Suddenly, future Lincoln popped out of the wormhole and threw Howard back in, with the Lincoln already there being sucked in as the wormhole closed.

    For the Commonwealth!

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