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  • #23141

    Suddenly, the fish KEEPER, Glitch, arrived!

    For the Commonwealth!

    #23145
    BertoElCon
    Participant

    Glitch, living up to his namesake, began corrupting the pixels.

    Nobody is normal, a normal person is just someone you don't know very well.

    #23150
    Ghouleh
    Participant

    (I was trying to make a segue into Lawnmowerman, but whatever)

    For it was… The charge of Glitch… To corrupt… Pixels… What? Oh, I get it.

    The Fishwatcher

    #23157
    Raven
    Member

    “I’m meeeeeeelting”, screeched Tso Lan, Demon Sorcerer of the Moon, before turning into a misshapen hellbeast worthy of an epic confrontation that won’t be completely get cheated out of by stupid shit.

    (The lawnmower man comes later in the plot)

    All the fun parts of life are optional.

    #23167
    BertoElCon
    Participant

    Stevo took a dumb poop in his hand to prepare for this next form.

    (It is a play on the phrase “stupid shit”)

    Nobody is normal, a normal person is just someone you don't know very well.

    #23180
    Ghouleh
    Participant

    “Dumb poop”? Are you implying that there is such a thing as a “smart poop”?

    The Fishwatcher

    #23209
    Ghouleh
    Participant

    (Wait a minute. That’s five pages. Does it mean we’re done?)

    The Fishwatcher

    #23253
    Sage Zer0
    Participant

    “Yes, yes there is. You should have seen what I did last week.” replied Steveo

    #23254
    ViralDemon
    Participant

    And so it came to be that Steveo Wonder, who had been charged with the awesome power of BEARD!!! cast his shit down upon his enemy.

    #23257
    Raven
    Member

    To which Tso Lan, Demon Sorcerer of the Moon, replied with his Thousand Monkey Poop Sling ancestral technique, and all bystanders stood in total awe as both projectiles crossed in mid air, speeding like fate itself toward their respective targets.

    All the fun parts of life are optional.

    #23260
    BertoElCon
    Participant

    Luckily the power of BEARD was stronger than the power of a thousand monkeys.

    Nobody is normal, a normal person is just someone you don't know very well.

    #23262
    Sage Zer0
    Participant

    Brandon from miles away felt this great disturbance in the Poop.

    (My God what have I done)

    #23293
    Ghouleh
    Participant

    (Why, Omnisage, WHYYYYY)

    All poop froze in mid-air as Brandon materialized above the battleground, carried by two majestic birds with naughty bits, claiming sovereignty over all fecal matter.

    The Fishwatcher

    #23295
    Raven
    Member

    Especially bacon flavored one.

    All the fun parts of life are optional.

    #24761
    Sage Zer0
    Participant

    With a wave of his hand, the monkeys disappeared and the poop followed Brandon as he flew off.

    (felt this needed to finally end)

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