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  • #22927
    BertoElCon
    Participant

    “Will you take this stick and help get the party out?” Galdap asked a disgusted Hex.

    Nobody is normal, a normal person is just someone you don't know very well.

    #22929
    Trench
    Keymaster

    It was a blatantly obvious attempt to use his rapey magicks on Hex and his companions.

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    #22931
    Arkais
    Moderator

    Unfortunately, it worked…

    "You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns."

    #22936

    Galdap’s apprentice, mopkins, quickly intervened, and apologized for Galdap senior’s actions, before requesting to join Hex and his companions on their journey.

    For the Commonwealth!

    #22941
    Raven
    Member

    Galdap replied to his apprentice’s brazen interruption by summoning the magickest rapey magicks of all!

    All the fun parts of life are optional.

    #22955
    BertoElCon
    Participant

    The rapey magicks changed Hex into a different being, one who shouted, “I AM VIMAK!”

    Nobody is normal, a normal person is just someone you don't know very well.

    #22981
    Sage Zer0
    Participant

    Meanwhile Kahalis chuckled an evil plotting chuckle.

    #22988
    Raven
    Member

    “Ahem… anyway”… continued Galdap between two lascivious bowel movements as a Dire Aaron, or was it an uncannily handsome owlbeast, pursued Mopkins around the room, “hmmmm… your fish is in the sky of Greenland… errrr… on the moon… and the prophecy foretold… says to reach it… you first must tread into the land of literal ice…”

    All the fun parts of life are optional.

    #22991
    BertoElCon
    Participant

    “Wait a minute,” asked Cap as he was traveling with Hex, “do you mean Literally Iceland or Greenland since Greenland had more actual ice?”

    Nobody is normal, a normal person is just someone you don't know very well.

    #22999

    “THE HOLY VILLAGE OF LITERALLY, IN THE HEART OF ICELAND!” mopkins yelled as he threw Aaron out the window.

    For the Commonwealth!

    #23004
    Ghouleh
    Participant

    And so, whoever wanted to embark on this epic quest, just… Did.

    The Fishwatcher

    #23011
    Trench
    Keymaster

    But not before both Mopkins and Cap were impregnated with mind babies, One does not address Galdap plainly.

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    #23013
    BertoElCon
    Participant

    Cap however used his own powers to turn the mind babies into a form of brain control as he ran out of the window to become MC Crazy Cap, the leader of Captisim, with his right hand man, the artist formerly known as Mopkins.

    Nobody is normal, a normal person is just someone you don't know very well.

    #23018
    Ghouleh
    Participant

    And so, after that rude commercial interruption that has nothing to do with the plot, we come back to the main story!

    The Fishwatcher

    #23020
    Raven
    Member

    “Guys, how do we get to Iceland from… wherever the fuck are we?”

    All the fun parts of life are optional.

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