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Stevo was consoling a now broken Hex.
"You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns."
For hex had twisted his ankle, and could no longer boogaloo.
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This so, the only way to heal an injury to Hex was with oil from a fish of glitch.
For the Commonwealth!
But, the fish of glitch was lost in the skies above Greenland.
Nobody is normal, a normal person is just someone you don't know very well.
“All is proceeding as we have foreseen”, said one of several shadowy figures assembled around a table in a secret moon base deep below Greenland.
All the fun parts of life are optional.
Why the moon base was below Greenland, noone really knows.
Which is why Cap called Peter Noone to find out.
“Simple”, said Peter Noone, “Greenland is now… orbiting the moon!“
The entire base ran on the power from a holy Donkey Kong Country cartridge.
“Where the hell is the Fishwatcher?” Yelled Hex. “Shouldn’t he be monitoring that shit?”
The Fishwatcher was held within the depths of Greenland, watched over by Tso Lan, Sorcerer Demon of the Moon.
Luckily Hex’s Warriors had the 12 Talismans of Shendu.
(Fuck Yeah Jackie Chan Adventures.)
But as it turned out there were actually four more talismans.
But all these truths were unknown to Hex and his warriors, who proceeded to find the mighty Arch Wizard, Galdap, for guidance.
“You must rescue the Fishwatcher from the clutches of the, er… Demon… Green… Moon… Why are you after a fish anyway? I can’t stand fish these days, it’s like a college party in my bowels.” Said Galdap.
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