Hmmm, you have a good point. Alright, the finalized schedule, unless someone else has a good idea, is a s follows:
The first 4 episodes of Twin Peaks
Justice League: The New Frontier
The Flintstones
Blue Velvet<br […]

I’m very good at all manner of platforming style vidja games, due to a long love affair I had with I Wanna Be The Guy. I also have a very loud booming voice.

Uhhh, do you mean Brandon’s bird thing? Don’t remember Colin having a bird thing.

And so Teddy Roosevelt, being the Roosevelt that he was, punched Darth Valer straight in his Gatdam mouth, ending his stupid, poorly written life.

It’s a bit late for the 10,000 meter thing considering the jungle warp is way past that.

So the Damn Fine Americans fucked of to do the job they were called to do: Destroy the Bark Lord Colin!

And then B’loody Mary Smith was there for some reason.

“GO GO GADGET PARTY VAN!!” Robocop John Wilkes Booth shrieked.

And so Hex spake unto the Roosevelts’ “HAAAAARUUUUUUUU!!! Go forth and destroy the council of Cock!”

The Mighty Hex was so displeased with this turn of events that he transformed into his Ultimate form: Nixon Hex!

Colin knelt before the Jeweled Cock and spoke unto him. “Please, oh Penetrating One, give me the power to destroy the All-Father!”

Twas the Phallus Palace, the home of the grandest jeweled cocks in the land.