So what’s happening. I’m confused, sore, possibly drunk (I’m not), and no one wants to boop the Briggs. That’s pressing the Briggs button.

What am I agreeing to?

Challenging the Briggs never works out for anyone involved. Even the Briggs.

I like to think I’m like Pauly Shore and to quote him in Futurama, ” rest assured, if it rhymes, I can cause trouble in it”. Sooooo, rest assured, if it is a table top game, I can cause trouble in it.

I view myself as being an agent of chaos and organization. Act now, don’t think about it, but sit there contemplating possibilities the whole time in my little brain space.

You know what the miracle of these two episodes was? I didn’t mess anything up or do something really really dumb.

I have to disagree with Doug about the car being sexy. The original was sexy. It is one of the most iconic cars in the world. The new car is bland and boring. You don’t have to be a car person to appreciate it. I’m just sad that they are using the idea we had for the Ecto-Fun (the motorcycle) years ago and now we can’t say we did it first and the…[Read more]

I’ve had a coworker pick one up recently for about 14,000. It was rough, but it doesn’t matter. It ran and could be restored fairly easily. The point is the car they picked is awful beyond reason. A Expedition, Suburban, or anything that is a large SUV would be a better pick than the piece of shit they got. It is petty to say you hope a film…[Read more]

I’ve had a coworker pick one up recently for about 14,000. It was rough, but it doesn’t matter. It ran and could be restored fairly easily. The point is the car they picked is awful beyond reason. A Expedition, Suburban, or anything that is a large SUV would be a better pick than the piece of shit they got. It is pity to say you hope a film fails,…[Read more]

You can pick up a used CTS-Vs very cheap. A used one only a few years old with less than 100k miles will go for below 20k easily. A busted CTS-V would go for around 10k or less. The thing is it is the modern era and speed is everything even a start up business like this would know that and need it. Something I do professionally is making sure…[Read more]

I have a lot of issues with Brandon’s rant. However, I do agree with a new of his points. First and this is the most apparent. Show don’t tell. They did a very good of this in the movie. The T. rex has been trained and responds to the flare. We’ve known this since the original. It was shown when Rexy eats the goat early in the movie. When Claire…[Read more]

I’m copying my thoughts from Facebook. Basically the car sucks. It looks like shit and those who designed it should be fired out of a canon into the sun.

It is like a child designed anything. A child without a clue. Why didn’t they use a modern 2013 Cadillac CTS-V Wagon?!?!?!?!?!?!? The original looked great. The lines and flow of it were…[Read more]

I hate it with a passion. It is sloppy. As several people have pointed out it looks like a bunch of rusted cheap parts from a Home Depot. This seems par for the course as in the character descriptions, none of them are scientists so did they build this themselves and somehow it worked? No idea, but considering this already feels and looks rushed I…[Read more]

Let the jealously flow through you. I’m hungry, is anyone else hungry?

I COMPLETED MY GOAL FOR THE SEASON!!! Be jealous motherfuckers. I’m dating a Victoria Secret model.

WHO ARE YOU?! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?! I MIGHT KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP! GIVE ME BACK DOUG!

Can I just be the cannibalistic Briggs Band? I’ll be the hive mind. I slowly went more insane and drilled a hole in my head and wiring my head together with the other Briggs with protonpacks.