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  1. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Angus Gaped

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Nerdy Show‘s Tony and Cap us team up with us to read some truly outrageously bad fanfic. Jem and the Holograms is a property that should have been ripe for the plucking when it comes to weird erotica, but author Tira Ravenwing shows us that no – the sexual adventures of The Holograms and The Misfits are off-key and boring. Submitted for your disapproval: “Island Interlude” and “Tangled Web Flattery“. But don’t worry fam, we’ve got some toxic fic to wash it all down with: “Ghost Riding Fergus Riordan” by Jake B. It’s from Kristen’s Collection – so you KNOW it’s bad and wrong, wrong, wrong. (more…)

  2. Friday Night Fanfiction :: ‘a’he’er U’i’ed

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Mmm, British sexiness. In this episode it’s not just our upper lips we’re keeping stiff. We finally get the chance to touch The Doctor in “Dirty Laundry” by emeraldeyedirishdaughter. For many, David Tennant is sexy. For us… this was pretty freaking unsexy. Behold as rookie readers get riotous and try to pick apart plot and logic which isn’t there. The alcohol will teach them, and teach them well.

    We chase the Whovian smut with a My Little Pony story, because this year Friday Night Fanfiction is going to be at BronyCon – and it’s this weekend! Join us for “Sonic Beats Rainbow Dash Who Beats Sonic in a Race” by by Scootareader. It’s a great story for all fans of MLP and probably no fans of Sonic. (more…)

  3. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Charlie Browm

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Dust off your best-worn Vans, friends! In this episode we read the pro-skateboarder slashfic you never knew you wanted: “Tony, Cindy and Bam make a Porno” by “Mann Rice” and Nodachie. Yup. Wax your boards, folks. And by “boards” we mean both your skateboard as well as whatever phallic object you’re sporting… because Tony Hawk and Bam Margera are about to “grind”.

    Next we read “A Charlie Brown Christmas” by Author Obscure. We thought it was going to be whimsical. Well, it’s only really whimsical if you’re into pee, inter-species relations, and other forbidden fruits. If you see Charles Schulz in heaven, tell him we’re sorry. (more…)

  4. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Time and Lube Heal All Wounds

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Start your Friday off right with some breakfast. How about some toast? But… “by start “right” we mean start very, very wrong. This is Friday Night Fanfiction after all. In “Toaster Face” by Eerosama Lady Gaga gets fresh with a cooking toaster. Yeah. It was pretty awful.

    Then we move on to indie game sensation, Undertale. It’s a first for us here on the show and in “THE WORST FUCKING UNDERTALE FANFICTION” by TerribleWriterWithTerribleStories we get quite the introduction. Join us on a quest for boning literally anyone or anything in the game… and it still didn’t happen. But a lot of walls were broken, particularly the 4th one.

    BONE JOKES! (more…)

  5. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Woo

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    It’s always the darkest before the dawn. We continue our sordid trek through “Big Bang Theory Gang Bang Orgy” by Baranbrat – Presidents were impersonated, Die’s were Harded, Woo’s were woo’d, and many intricate discussions about internal bodily functions happened. The smiles hurt on top of the pain of reading… Even when we’re having fun it’s almost unbearable. (more…)

  6. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Dark Chocolate Beef Stick

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Sample forbidden and horrible delicacies and profusely inappropriate renditions of already cringe-worthy TV in Baranbrat’s “Big Bang Theory Gang Bang Orgy“. This… this is gonna suck. And it did. There was LOTS of sucking involved, along with some of the funniest most terrible sexual writing we’ve read this season.

    Lumps were identified, Tiduses were laughed, and panties were eaten. (more…)

  7. Friday Night Fanfiction :: The Great Chicken War

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Ohhhhhh boy. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. Oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god.

    We return to the works of beloved author, Mr. Comicsnix, and the pain, anguish, and laughter that all his writing bestows upon us. In this episode we tackle some old classics involving Batman, Robocop, Superman, and Inspector Gadget in two wonderful tales. First, “Batman and Robocop: The Day the Men found Love“, in which David’s chickens fight and we discuss how phone sex with Robocop would work. Not to be outdone, “Doomsday Womb” is one of the most epic stories we’ve ever read; involving Kryptonite cockrings and Large Hadron Colliders. To round it all off, Val reads a beautiful poem compiled by loyal fan, Kutsu Shita, entitle “The Great Dicks of Earth“. Many jokes were made, many technical issues overcome, and much too much alcohol was imbibed. (more…)

  8. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Sir Unicocktapus of Bum Diddles

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Time to celebrate! We don’t have to read any more of that awful Saved by the Bell fanfiction! …Oh. Great, now we have to read fanfiction about Brushfire and his Melon friend. Yup. We’ve stooped this low, folks. If there were a bottom to this barrel, we would surely have passed it by a few miles by now. Introducing: “Brushmelon“.

    We romp through the 90’s with a Disney crossover fic that really knows how to work character appeal: “69 hues of Disney the ballad of Gaston and the Kid from Iron Giant” by FlippantTriggering. And then we go live action and read “Alex Mack Meets Sabrina Spellman” by MAW. Brace yourselvesfor some very “nope” mind control.  But at least the Brushfire thing was kinda sweet, even though it was a friggin’ watermelon. (more…)

  9. Friday Night Fanfiction :: The Creamy GooGoo

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Cuzintiny’s wretched Saved By the Bell slashfic, “Bangin’ at Bayside” continues! Seriously, this writer only has the capability of writing preteen-vocabulary level sex scenes. There is literally no character development, or plot, or even bagels. If you take meds, take ’em now (unless you shouldn’t mix them with alcohol). Oh wait – you can’t take your meds, because this story already gulped ’em down! (more…)

  10. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Bangin’ at Bayside

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    We’re kicking this episode off with something highly unusual, visual and fan-submitted! Loyal listener tehmsu commissioned an artist to draw Lucca from Chrono Trigger – hyper plump and sporting a proportionately engorged member. Doomington, the artist in question, liked it so much they penned a short story to go along with it. Presenting “Lucca Futa” (caution: link contains NSFW image) – we couldn’t not read it. There’s much moisture and grossness involved.

    Following that, we started reading “Bangin’ at Bayside” by Cuzintiny, which cuts directly to the chase about the copious amounts of sex being had in the Saved by the Bell universe. It’s going to be a two-parter, and even though we’re only a few pages in, we already know it’s going to be a rough one. (more…)

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