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  1. Friday Night Fanfiction :: American Splits

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Behold the cosmic horror that is “American Splits” a story by Heisanevilgenius, aka Peter Chimera, aka Tom White who joins the fantastic fivesome in this very episode! We named it right at the start of our show, even, for no apparent reason! Game of Thrones will never be the same again. Following that, we finally get started on our longfic for the season: “My Inner Life” by Link’s Queen. This thing almost predates the internet, people. It was made in the late 90’s as part of someone’s lucid dream experience in the land of Hyrule, complete with Mary-Sue complex and self-insertion. This is gonna hurt real bad. Real bad.

    Drink along with us for the longest author’s note we’ve ever read – so long we only barely get into the sexy on the first episode! HOLD ON TO YA BUTTS.

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  2. Friday Night Fanfiction :: HGTV Satan

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Two “titillating” tales to terrify! The first, “Masturbation for Dummies (Gold Edition)” by Redtana is a My Little Pony fic featuring magical self-pleasuring. It’ll make you ask profound questions like: “does mutual masturbation counts as the ‘friendship’ part of ‘Friendship is Magic’.” The second story, “Tension Relief” by TrainMaster64, will remind you just how creepy Thomas the Tank Engine is and then crank that creep up to 11 with eerie erotica. Toot-toot!? (more…)

  3. Friday Night Fanfiction :: I Married a Lie

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    We return to conclude the confusing and thoroughly inappropriate real-life celebrity fanfic, “Ghost Riding Fergus Riordan” by JakeB, which includes camera angles and confusing genitals. It left a pretty nasty taste in our mouths so we decided to dive right into a My Little Pony story guaranteed to offend with “Rainbow and Sonic have a Religious Experience” by Flutterpriest. It’s awesome to confirm that Jesus not only vapes but also can do sick tricks with a fidget spinner. The smut in that one was questionable, so we move on to our favorite: Sonic crossovers with Freedom Beef’s “Sonic and the Pokéginas“. A perfect balance of right up our alley/not up our alley at all! Lastly, based entirely on things talked about during the show, we read “I Can Fix That” by TheLilacPilgrim, an Anderson Cooper/Stephen Colbert spanking fic that we really hope becomes a live adaptation one day. Anderson Cooper is indeed quite dreamy. (more…)

  4. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Angus Gaped

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Nerdy Show‘s Tony and Cap us team up with us to read some truly outrageously bad fanfic. Jem and the Holograms is a property that should have been ripe for the plucking when it comes to weird erotica, but author Tira Ravenwing shows us that no – the sexual adventures of The Holograms and The Misfits are off-key and boring. Submitted for your disapproval: “Island Interlude” and “Tangled Web Flattery“. But don’t worry fam, we’ve got some toxic fic to wash it all down with: “Ghost Riding Fergus Riordan” by Jake B. It’s from Kristen’s Collection – so you KNOW it’s bad and wrong, wrong, wrong. (more…)

  5. Friday Night Fanfiction :: ‘a’he’er U’i’ed

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Mmm, British sexiness. In this episode it’s not just our upper lips we’re keeping stiff. We finally get the chance to touch The Doctor in “Dirty Laundry” by emeraldeyedirishdaughter. For many, David Tennant is sexy. For us… this was pretty freaking unsexy. Behold as rookie readers get riotous and try to pick apart plot and logic which isn’t there. The alcohol will teach them, and teach them well.

    We chase the Whovian smut with a My Little Pony story, because this year Friday Night Fanfiction is going to be at BronyCon – and it’s this weekend! Join us for “Sonic Beats Rainbow Dash Who Beats Sonic in a Race” by by Scootareader. It’s a great story for all fans of MLP and probably no fans of Sonic. (more…)

  6. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Charlie Browm

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Dust off your best-worn Vans, friends! In this episode we read the pro-skateboarder slashfic you never knew you wanted: “Tony, Cindy and Bam make a Porno” by “Mann Rice” and Nodachie. Yup. Wax your boards, folks. And by “boards” we mean both your skateboard as well as whatever phallic object you’re sporting… because Tony Hawk and Bam Margera are about to “grind”.

    Next we read “A Charlie Brown Christmas” by Author Obscure. We thought it was going to be whimsical. Well, it’s only really whimsical if you’re into pee, inter-species relations, and other forbidden fruits. If you see Charles Schulz in heaven, tell him we’re sorry. (more…)

  7. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Time and Lube Heal All Wounds

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Start your Friday off right with some breakfast. How about some toast? But… “by start “right” we mean start very, very wrong. This is Friday Night Fanfiction after all. In “Toaster Face” by Eerosama Lady Gaga gets fresh with a cooking toaster. Yeah. It was pretty awful.

    Then we move on to indie game sensation, Undertale. It’s a first for us here on the show and in “THE WORST FUCKING UNDERTALE FANFICTION” by TerribleWriterWithTerribleStories we get quite the introduction. Join us on a quest for boning literally anyone or anything in the game… and it still didn’t happen. But a lot of walls were broken, particularly the 4th one.

    BONE JOKES! (more…)

  8. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Woo

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    It’s always the darkest before the dawn. We continue our sordid trek through “Big Bang Theory Gang Bang Orgy” by Baranbrat – Presidents were impersonated, Die’s were Harded, Woo’s were woo’d, and many intricate discussions about internal bodily functions happened. The smiles hurt on top of the pain of reading… Even when we’re having fun it’s almost unbearable. (more…)

  9. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Dark Chocolate Beef Stick

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Sample forbidden and horrible delicacies and profusely inappropriate renditions of already cringe-worthy TV in Baranbrat’s “Big Bang Theory Gang Bang Orgy“. This… this is gonna suck. And it did. There was LOTS of sucking involved, along with some of the funniest most terrible sexual writing we’ve read this season.

    Lumps were identified, Tiduses were laughed, and panties were eaten. (more…)

  10. Friday Night Fanfiction :: The Great Chicken War

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Ohhhhhh boy. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. Oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god.

    We return to the works of beloved author, Mr. Comicsnix, and the pain, anguish, and laughter that all his writing bestows upon us. In this episode we tackle some old classics involving Batman, Robocop, Superman, and Inspector Gadget in two wonderful tales. First, “Batman and Robocop: The Day the Men found Love“, in which David’s chickens fight and we discuss how phone sex with Robocop would work. Not to be outdone, “Doomsday Womb” is one of the most epic stories we’ve ever read; involving Kryptonite cockrings and Large Hadron Colliders. To round it all off, Val reads a beautiful poem compiled by loyal fan, Kutsu Shita, entitle “The Great Dicks of Earth“. Many jokes were made, many technical issues overcome, and much too much alcohol was imbibed. (more…)

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