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Friday Night Fanfiction :: You Stuck Your Dick in Crazy

Posted by Stevo on October 17, 2014

FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

By some strange providence, the show made it past the pilot episode without getting cancelled! To celebrate, the crew followed up last episode’s triple-header by reading only one fanfic! In Part 1 of the Final Fantasy VIII fanfic “Gamerz Fantasy VIII” by The Playing Mantis, the author spends a lengthy amount of time building up character and backstory before trapping Selphie with two Minotaur brothers (named Minotaur and Sacred, how creative). These two animal-men get right to giving the questionably-aged SeeD member Stockholm syndrome in order to ravage her.  This is apparently how people get Guardian Forces in Final Fantasy VIII.  I wouldn’t know, I’ve never played it, and if this story is any indicator of what the game consists of – I’m glad I haven’t.

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Brad
Referee: Valerie


  • armadon

    Oh god, I was waiting for the guardians to break out in a psa about consensual sec just before burying their Taurus head into sophi. I nearly died when Steve-O started started to channel miss piggy.

    • Level99

      I NOW HAVE A BEER BOOT. I am doomed.

      • armadon

        Not doomed, but you can officially say the line “it has come to this”

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