The Triforce Mike Archives: Mike’s Custom Magic Cards
Mike was an avid Magic: The Gathering player going waaay back. Here’s two card customizations he made as a kid that we found in his massive cache of cards.
Summon Ass Monkey
Not affected by summoning sickness.
Pay 0 and put all opponents’ libraries, hands, and cards in play and put them in the graveyard.
Flavor text: “Oh my god, the Stinker!”
Artist: Michael Pandel
Tap to add Stink Island to you mana pool.
Flavor text: “The tribes of this island eat dookie”
Check back for more Triforce Mike Archives. We’ll be posting new treasures as they’re unearthed.