The Triforce Mike Archives: Mike’s Custom Magic Cards

Posted by Cat on December 5, 2012

Mike was an avid Magic: The Gathering player going waaay back.  Here’s two card customizations he made as a kid that we found in his massive cache of cards.

Stinker
20/20 creature
Cost: 0
Summon Ass Monkey
Not affected by summoning sickness.
Pay 0 and put all opponents’ libraries, hands, and cards in play and put them in the graveyard.
Flavor text: “Oh my god, the Stinker!”
Artist: Michael Pandel

Stink Island
Land
Tap to add Stink Island to you mana pool.
Flavor text: “The tribes of this island eat dookie”

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