Hey so Saturday Morning Streaming just ended, but not before a post by post fanfiction was written. Well, the first and some of the second chapter any way. Stevo requested Lion King / Left 4 Dead cross over fan fiction. And thus this glorious abomination was born. Written by Lorenzomnomnom and myself, with special thanks to Wolfboy for the title:
Lion 4 Dead
A Post by Post Fanfiction
Chapter 1:
“Normally the elephant graveyard sat devoid of sound. A secluded sepulchur for thing best left forgotten.”
“But beneath the sanguine light dusk, the sound a snapping bones echoed out from under heavy foot falls.”
“Four figures were seen moving in haste, their heavy breathing audible all around the barren, lifeless land”
“Well this place is cheerful,” said Nick
“Well Shoot, better than gettin our asses chased by unded suns-o-bitches!” said Ellis, smiling wryly
“Hey Now, haven’t y’all ever heard of a jinx?” Yelled Coach
“I think we could all use a break. I mean, there isn’t a safe room nearby, but this place seems safe enough”, Coach spouted, trying to catch his breath”
“As they caught there breath for a moment, Rochelle perked up for moment”
“Hey… Did any of you hear that?” She asked
“Ellis scrunched his face, craning his neck into the air.”
“Whaddya mean, I don’t hear anythin. You goin crazy, Rochelle?” Ellis sighed,” Sounds like you need a rest.”
“Out from behind the bones, the sound trilled once more. Louder this time. It surrounded them, emanating from grim, tusk faced skulls that surrrounded them.”
“It sounded like strange cruel laughter”
“What the fuck?! They followed us all the way here? Everyone get ready!” Nick shouted
“However, What popped out of this skulls surprised the small bunch”
“Pawing on four legs, the snickering beast hobbled towards them. Exposed ribs protruded from its undebelly, while half gnawed organ meat swung freely in a grisly intestinal garland”
“It choked out laughter in a hollow and unearthly growl. It’s fangs glistened with hardened blood.”
“Awww, it’s zombie road kill!” Coach exclaimed, his face turned up into a perturbed grimace
“Don’t call that *** cute! It’s comin right over here!”, Ellis then began to unload his clip into the bleeding menace standing before the troupe
“Dark red ichor sprayed from the beast as the bullet bore into its rotten hide. It crumpled to the dusty ground, tongue lolling out of its slack mouth”
The shots echoed through the wasteland, alarming Rochelle,” Hey, dipshit! What if there are more of those around!”
“For a moment the 4 waited as the gunshot’s scream dissipated . The silence lasted a terrifying moment before the laughter sounded once again.”
“Yellow eyes flitted open from the shadows cast by the bones. The sporatic snickers and chortles that surrounded them before rising into a howling gale.”
“Run for it!” Nick shouted,” This isn’t the time to bitch!” The group then grabbed their essentials to sprint to God knows where
 “As they ran the squealing heynas loped after them. They gnashed their venomous fangs from behind prison bars of the colossal ribcages. Every where the group looked as they blindly rushed through decaying labyrinth were the twisted maws of the beasts.”
“Flesh torn from there mouths, they were each of the left with a sadistic forced grin.”
“The group, clearly overexerted, ducked into a nook between two skulls, hoping for temporary Salvation”
“The heynas closed in, their ragged quarry cornered. As the team braced for horde to descend, the beasts halted for a moment.”
“They peered upward, backs arched defensively”
“Shit, Thanks to Ellis for wastin the last clip, we’re gonna die,” Rochelle claimed
“But what are they doin?” Ellis asked, wondering what the beasts were waiting for
“Hey now, we’ll get outta this, we just gotta find a way-” said Coach before a rumbling roar purred out from above them”
“A larger form fell from the sky, landing on its feet, giving a triumphant stance, making the furry dead beasts cower”
“Then with primal speed the behemoth charged the pack of ravenous predators. Bones snapped and bodies slid into the splintering walls”
“In mere moments the heynas lay silent. The four gazed in awe at the proud animal that stood amongst the mangled carcasses.”
My other name is Rosswell
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