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  1. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Ice Cream Genitals

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    As if there wasn’t enough Pokémon sex going on in our prior readings of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures“, the author now digs deeper into the main characters’ Poképhilia sexperiences just to ram home how commonplace pubescent pet plowing is in this “universe”. Join us as we trek back to multiple traumatic pasts, such as: a lady pounding a big fire chicken after getting caught self-loving on a snorlax pillow. Later on, our main character goes to get a footjob from a nurse. Yes, he still complains about how much of a burden his life is.

    Wretch. (more…)

  2. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Good Old Ass Clefts

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Happy Thanksgiving from our terrible family to your terrible family! While you all are bursting at the seems from leftovers and fretting about how badly you confronted Uncle Blake about his B.O. stank yesterday, we spent more time reading. Because of course that’s what we do.

    We schlep onward in Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” or “Sexcellent Taintventures” if you’ve been following the “story”. In this episode: buildup to eventual wincest and… EMOLGA SEX!

    Yeah, the protagonist has sex with an electric squirrel. There’s a reason we drink to forget. (more…)

  3. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Are Canadian Farts Syrupy?

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    As the accelerating innuendo of impeding incest thickens sludgier than a Canadian fart, we plunge ever deeper into the Pokésex abyss of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”. Our main Gary Stu tackles another smattering of minty and licorice flavored sex juices. Sounds delicious? Sounds eloquent? It’s so not. They’re literally sexing up sentient animals. Many of them. Multiple times. And everyone is okay with this.

    There is no light at the end of this tunnel. It’s just another Absol’s anus. (more…)

  4. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Celibacy Steak

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Another day, another chunk of Pokésmut to chew through. In this installment of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”, we’re introduced to a new angsty love interest , and a faux hipster at that (as if the main character doesn’t have a full enough harem already).

    Plus there’s more- you know what? You already know what’s going on in this thing. You know what to expect. There’s no uphill from here. We’re only going to delve deeper into the debauchery.

    Keep your airhorns squeaky clean, folks. (more…)

  5. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Ass to Toilet

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    You guessed it, our trek continues through Niduranduran’s longform erotic Pokémon fanfic, “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”.  This time we begin with a vigorous banging of a cucumber and the family cat. Then we encounter some much-needed character development and the introduction of another Pokémon ripe for a sensual liaison – this time with a broody past and active Tsundere gene. More puns are made, more horrors are uncovered. You know, the same drink-inducing, joke-to-keep-sane, usual here on FNF. (more…)

  6. Friday Night Fanfiction :: The Ol’ Jerk ‘N’ Smirk

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Continuing our adventure with the nightmarish “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” by Niduranduran.  We find ourselves fully immersed in the orgy-tastic porkfest that apparently is still not considered “full caligula”. Thrill as the main character finds yet another (human) love interest, gets his Poké license, and gets finger friendly with a lady house cat. Why not? Oh, but don’t worry, there’s Pokésex in this one: this time around he bones a Lopunny. Party. (more…)

  7. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Bulgé

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    We return to our latest long form fanfic nightmare: “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” by Niduranduran and delve deeper into the madness and Poképhilia. Adam starts to unravel the thread of eroticism that is his budding lust for non-anthropomorphic animalia when a Chikorita begins to catch his fancy. Seriously, its a cucumber mint plan with eyes. This is wrong on so many levels, and we’re not even an eighth of the way done. (more…)

  8. Friday Night Fanfiction :: My First Time With A Latex Glove

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    After a month-long hiatus to clean up a bunch of things, we’re back! To celebrate, our core hosting party gathered to summon forth one of our most infamous fics from the time before Friday Night Fanfic. Yes, this season’s longfic is “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” by Niduranduran. It’s notable for its length, detail, attention to character building, and of course, its copious amounts of Poképhilia, incest, group sex, and squirting. Yes, this story is just as bad as we remember it, even though we don’t remember most of it.

    Bottom’s up, down your glass, grab a piece of Poké-ass! (more…)

  9. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Why All It?

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Okay, okay… we’ll freely admit our folly on this one. We’re going back to our roots. And by “roots” we mean the first horrible fanfics we read in our preFNF days – the literary poison that corrupted our souls and set us on this dark path. What better place to start, than with our old friend, storied author Comicsnix. First we destroy the Scooby-Doo mythos in “Scooby Doo and the Trip of Lust” then we ravage Harry Potter AND The Teletubbies in “Severus Snape: Professor and Lover“.

    And thus the Misery Cycle begins anew… (more…)

  10. Friday Night Fanfiction :: As Good As It Gets, Might As Well Drink

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Behold: two wildly disproportionate fanfics! The main event is the E.T. sequel you never wanted: “ET And Elliott Coming Back To Me!” by Mr. Five. It turns out the space baby we knew as E.T. has grown into a space man named Kamacla and he’s returning to Earth for his #1 boo, Elliot. You might want to get a bag of Reese’s Pieces to go with your booze for this one. You know, to diversity the things sputtering out of your mouth when this unsettling story forces you to do a spit-take.

    Plus: special guest, Nerdy Show‘s Cap interjects with weird E.T. facts and we read “Beguile” by 1JettaPug, a short Overwatch fic. Now, if you’ll excuse us, we have to go shopping for a light-up E.T. finger to stick into various holes. (more…)

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