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  1. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Grumbleforps and Where To Find Them

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    The downward spiral of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” continues, and we’ve made it to the most infamous part: the battle scene where Lethe confronts her previous trainer who abused her. Nah. Just kidding… None of that happens…. Yet. But we do get to the part where Adam discovers inappropriate feelings for his sister, who was caught on spycam enjoying his Poképorn. (more…)

  2. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Ritual Headiku

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Prepare for an episode rife with faux-drama. In this installment of our continuing sojourn through Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”, our main character struggles with the age old quandary of who to date: his girlfriend, or his pokémon. Obviously the choice is both. They celebrate this victory by having a threesome.

    Can we tap out of this story already? (more…)

  3. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Various Gourds

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Our marathon read of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” continues and we spice things up with a new rotating referee mechanic. We’re really excited about this, because it’s something that isn’t stale, played out, or boring; unlike the story we keep reading!

    Delight in the trite drama of an Absol wanting to date it’s owner, even though they’ve already been banging for months. It’s really weird. Adam tries to have a heart and of course, he screws everything up. Also, we ended up talking about G Gundam, because David is terrible. (more…)

  4. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Chainsaw Solo

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Succumb once again to the tortures of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”. In this episode… its the same thing. The same damn song and dance we’ve been enduring for, like, two months. Has it been two months? We can’t remember the last time we’ve seen the sun rise.

    This is like a more erotic version of Pitch Black, but without the action or Vin Diesel or Keith David. No, wait… in this episode the only eroticism we get is a mid-coitus evolution, and then more back story about the Tsundere Absol, and then a road trip maybe? Only the love and affection of our fans helps us limp along here, and for sharing that pain we are eternally grateful. (more…)

  5. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Circus Penis

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    In this chapter of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” the rumpus of Solaceon Daycare heats up as hints are seeded about a forthcoming sister-banging. For the time being, there’s more explicit love with pokermans as our main character gets the house to himself for the weekend, and has to make the awful choice of who/what/where/when to shtup his pocket monsters. More Funky Cold Medina is consumed, with a character perfectly expressing our disgust by saying “please stop calling it that.”

    Yeah. No. Just no. (more…)

  6. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Ice Cream Genitals

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    As if there wasn’t enough Pokémon sex going on in our prior readings of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures“, the author now digs deeper into the main characters’ Poképhilia sexperiences just to ram home how commonplace pubescent pet plowing is in this “universe”. Join us as we trek back to multiple traumatic pasts, such as: a lady pounding a big fire chicken after getting caught self-loving on a snorlax pillow. Later on, our main character goes to get a footjob from a nurse. Yes, he still complains about how much of a burden his life is.

    Wretch. (more…)

  7. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Good Old Ass Clefts

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Happy Thanksgiving from our terrible family to your terrible family! While you all are bursting at the seems from leftovers and fretting about how badly you confronted Uncle Blake about his B.O. stank yesterday, we spent more time reading. Because of course that’s what we do.

    We schlep onward in Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” or “Sexcellent Taintventures” if you’ve been following the “story”. In this episode: buildup to eventual wincest and… EMOLGA SEX!

    Yeah, the protagonist has sex with an electric squirrel. There’s a reason we drink to forget. (more…)

  8. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Are Canadian Farts Syrupy?

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    As the accelerating innuendo of impeding incest thickens sludgier than a Canadian fart, we plunge ever deeper into the Pokésex abyss of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”. Our main Gary Stu tackles another smattering of minty and licorice flavored sex juices. Sounds delicious? Sounds eloquent? It’s so not. They’re literally sexing up sentient animals. Many of them. Multiple times. And everyone is okay with this.

    There is no light at the end of this tunnel. It’s just another Absol’s anus. (more…)

  9. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Celibacy Steak

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Another day, another chunk of Pokésmut to chew through. In this installment of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”, we’re introduced to a new angsty love interest , and a faux hipster at that (as if the main character doesn’t have a full enough harem already).

    Plus there’s more- you know what? You already know what’s going on in this thing. You know what to expect. There’s no uphill from here. We’re only going to delve deeper into the debauchery.

    Keep your airhorns squeaky clean, folks. (more…)

  10. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Ass to Toilet

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    You guessed it, our trek continues through Niduranduran’s longform erotic Pokémon fanfic, “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”.  This time we begin with a vigorous banging of a cucumber and the family cat. Then we encounter some much-needed character development and the introduction of another Pokémon ripe for a sensual liaison – this time with a broody past and active Tsundere gene. More puns are made, more horrors are uncovered. You know, the same drink-inducing, joke-to-keep-sane, usual here on FNF. (more…)

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