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  1. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Last Trip to Sister Town

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    This is it. The season finale and the final installment of Niduranduran’s Pokémon fanfic,“Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”. We’ve done it! We’ve finished the longest story we will ever attempt to read. Nothing else comes close to the epic-length nightmare we’ve subjected ourselves to. Never again. Never forget. This story is drek. It’s awful and deplorable and we hated it. Oh sure, there was some fun to be had along the way, but this one nearly tore us apart at times. We hope you enjoyed yourselves.

    Friday Night Fanfiction Season Four is now complete! We’ll be taking about a month off and coming back sometime in late March after all the next stories have been picked, new guests have been scheduled, and the toxins purged from our bodies. Thank you to everyone who listened, hung out in the chat, or read with us over the last ridiculous sojourn We look forward to seeing you all again real soon!

    Goodbye forever, Adam. Let us never again talk about “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”. (more…)

  2. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Grandma’s Meth

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    After the sweet release of taking an episode off from Niduranduran’s Pokémon fanfic,“Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”, we’re back in the stink. Our protagonist is beside himself too – no matter his wealth of harem occupants, he’s still not satisfied and resorts to porn for his pleasures… AND he complains about it! The nerve of some people. But hey – there’s some drama too: a character has a heart attack. Not surprisingly, the resulting emotions are forced and ends with cuddling with multiple Pokéladies and wanking it to a woman blowing snake.

    We are close to the end. So very close. But not quite yet. (more…)

  3. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Bilk

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    In this episode, we take a reprieve.

    We take a long, hard look at ourselves and decide to shirk off our Pokémon shackles for an evening and read something that restores our sanity. JoeCam (of SML Podcast) and Tom Heisanevilgenius (of Weird Video Games and Peter Chimaera) join us for a wonderful LiveJournal-y romp through The Lord of the Rings with “The Very Secret Diaries” by Cassandra Claire.

    Though unfinished, this was exactly what we needed. Shout outs to all our fellow pervy hobbit-fanciers. (more…)

  4. Friday Night Fanfiction :: My Penis is a Dinosaur

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Well… it’s finally happened. We’re finally here… the pinnacle of Niduranduran’s perverse Pokémon fanfic,“Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”’ depravity: the incest. It’s happening – and it’s just as bad as we remembered it being. Yahoo answers did not help assuage our fears either.

    In this episode, our core crew soldiers into this story’s dark depths. Really, truly, it’s probably the lowest we’ve ever been brought by a fanfic. (more…)

  5. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Chicken Grease is Nature’s Lubricant

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    In the 14th installment of our journey into Niduranduran’s Pokémon smut novella, “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”, the author shows that they have more hot air to blow than the entire population of politicians, sales representatives, and televangelists combined. Our hero(?) Adam finishes the battle getting sweet sweet revenge on his Absol’s previous trainer and then proceeds to discuss how to deal with his sister’s newly christened poképhilia.

    We’re making deep, personal sacrifices to our sanity here, people. Hope you’re happy. (more…)

  6. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Grumbleforps and Where To Find Them

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    The downward spiral of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” continues, and we’ve made it to the most infamous part: the battle scene where Lethe confronts her previous trainer who abused her. Nah. Just kidding… None of that happens…. Yet. But we do get to the part where Adam discovers inappropriate feelings for his sister, who was caught on spycam enjoying his Poképorn. (more…)

  7. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Ritual Headiku

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Prepare for an episode rife with faux-drama. In this installment of our continuing sojourn through Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”, our main character struggles with the age old quandary of who to date: his girlfriend, or his pokémon. Obviously the choice is both. They celebrate this victory by having a threesome.

    Can we tap out of this story already? (more…)

  8. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Various Gourds

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Our marathon read of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” continues and we spice things up with a new rotating referee mechanic. We’re really excited about this, because it’s something that isn’t stale, played out, or boring; unlike the story we keep reading!

    Delight in the trite drama of an Absol wanting to date it’s owner, even though they’ve already been banging for months. It’s really weird. Adam tries to have a heart and of course, he screws everything up. Also, we ended up talking about G Gundam, because David is terrible. (more…)

  9. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Chainsaw Solo

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Succumb once again to the tortures of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”. In this episode… its the same thing. The same damn song and dance we’ve been enduring for, like, two months. Has it been two months? We can’t remember the last time we’ve seen the sun rise.

    This is like a more erotic version of Pitch Black, but without the action or Vin Diesel or Keith David. No, wait… in this episode the only eroticism we get is a mid-coitus evolution, and then more back story about the Tsundere Absol, and then a road trip maybe? Only the love and affection of our fans helps us limp along here, and for sharing that pain we are eternally grateful. (more…)

  10. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Circus Penis

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    In this chapter of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” the rumpus of Solaceon Daycare heats up as hints are seeded about a forthcoming sister-banging. For the time being, there’s more explicit love with pokermans as our main character gets the house to himself for the weekend, and has to make the awful choice of who/what/where/when to shtup his pocket monsters. More Funky Cold Medina is consumed, with a character perfectly expressing our disgust by saying “please stop calling it that.”

    Yeah. No. Just no. (more…)

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