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  1. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Just Drink For How Racist This Story Is

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Indulge in a classic Hunchback of Notre-Dame fanfic. Or try to, anyway. “Back to the Frollo” by the aptly-named Frollofreak shuts us down for two reasons. One: it’s ultra racist. Two: it’s boring. REAAAAAAAAAAAAL boring. It does not become enjoyable. Ever.

    Lucky us, we’re entertaining folks and we have two amazing fan readers suffering with us through the time-traveling Toyota and numerous flashbacks that do nothing to establish plot or character. Based on this, we’re never going to visit Indiana. (more…)

  2. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Tool of the Fates

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Join us for a festive romp through the 90’s – when Tim Allen was both a family sitcom icon and symbol for what happens when you do too many drugs. Find out what happens when Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan), Randy (JTT) and Mark (Taran Noah Smith) drug the babysitter and do awful things to her in “Heidi – The Tool-Time Girl” by alurker8192. Yes, it’s a Home Improvement fic, and the story is about as old as the show itself. Ready for the plot twist? It turns out Heidi wasn’t actually drugged and really wanted the tools of the Taylor kids all along! Pretty sure they cancelled the show after ABC became aware of this story’s existence. It wouldn’t surprise us at all. (more…)

  3. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Jizzy Jones

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Prepare to be enthralled by the sex-swapping, gender-bending wonderment of the Avengers slashfic, “Avenging Tony’s Lost Manhood” by therealfroggy. Logan gets broken, David gets bored, Stevo gets angry, and Val sounds Canadian. Oh, and one of our guest readers Shawn sounds Canadian too, but differently Canadian. But yeah, long story short: Tony Stark turns into a girl and can’t stop fondling himself or initiating an orgy with the other Avengers. Remember: this is probably not how female anatomy works.

    Happy banging! (more…)

  4. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Sombrero Crab

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    This is what happens when we find a stranger in the Alps, then they write a story, and we bring them on the show to read it. Longtime Nerdy Show fan Fenrirgochad has brought to us a fanfic of his own devising for us all to read. He inserted Stevo into a crossover fic between The Brave Little Toaster and *sigh* Sonic the Hedgehog. Yup. Things happen. Sexy almost happens a lot… and apparently death also happens a lot.

    This was hilarious, weird, and we learned a lot about echidna dicks. Presenting, “The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mobius” by Fenrirgochad. (more…)

  5. Friday Night Fanfiction :: “Spornsored” by Pornhub

    The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    We’re BAAAAAAAAAACK!

    Season 5 gets started off “right”. Which is to say, very, very wrong. We take on a story we can’t finish! Not because it is incomplete, but because it’s such an awful experience and we actually can’t bear continuing it. It’s horrible. Awful. Disgusting. All the bad words. To quote one listener verbatim: “I expected the sexism, but the racism was a surprise.” The nightmare in question is “The Most Men’s Rights Activist Fanfic Ever Made” written by notoriously material-banned author Eogrus under an alternate account.

    We get through one lap of readers before calling it quits and moving on to more familiar, safe territory: Harry Potter fanfic (“The Play” by DemiraWithers)… Except this is an alternate world where Voldemort is basically Harry’s impromptu father/teacher/etc and then there’s wangs out. Finally, we wrap up with some futa in “A Healthy Student/Teacher Relationship” by Jlargent. (more…)

  6. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Last Trip to Sister Town

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    This is it. The season finale and the final installment of Niduranduran’s Pokémon fanfic,“Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”. We’ve done it! We’ve finished the longest story we will ever attempt to read. Nothing else comes close to the epic-length nightmare we’ve subjected ourselves to. Never again. Never forget. This story is drek. It’s awful and deplorable and we hated it. Oh sure, there was some fun to be had along the way, but this one nearly tore us apart at times. We hope you enjoyed yourselves.

    Friday Night Fanfiction Season Four is now complete! We’ll be taking about a month off and coming back sometime in late March after all the next stories have been picked, new guests have been scheduled, and the toxins purged from our bodies. Thank you to everyone who listened, hung out in the chat, or read with us over the last ridiculous sojourn We look forward to seeing you all again real soon!

    Goodbye forever, Adam. Let us never again talk about “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”. (more…)

  7. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Grandma’s Meth

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    After the sweet release of taking an episode off from Niduranduran’s Pokémon fanfic,“Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”, we’re back in the stink. Our protagonist is beside himself too – no matter his wealth of harem occupants, he’s still not satisfied and resorts to porn for his pleasures… AND he complains about it! The nerve of some people. But hey – there’s some drama too: a character has a heart attack. Not surprisingly, the resulting emotions are forced and ends with cuddling with multiple Pokéladies and wanking it to a woman blowing snake.

    We are close to the end. So very close. But not quite yet. (more…)

  8. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Bilk

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    In this episode, we take a reprieve.

    We take a long, hard look at ourselves and decide to shirk off our Pokémon shackles for an evening and read something that restores our sanity. JoeCam (of SML Podcast) and Tom Heisanevilgenius (of Weird Video Games and Peter Chimaera) join us for a wonderful LiveJournal-y romp through The Lord of the Rings with “The Very Secret Diaries” by Cassandra Claire.

    Though unfinished, this was exactly what we needed. Shout outs to all our fellow pervy hobbit-fanciers. (more…)

  9. Friday Night Fanfiction :: My Penis is a Dinosaur

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    Well… it’s finally happened. We’re finally here… the pinnacle of Niduranduran’s perverse Pokémon fanfic,“Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”’ depravity: the incest. It’s happening – and it’s just as bad as we remembered it being. Yahoo answers did not help assuage our fears either.

    In this episode, our core crew soldiers into this story’s dark depths. Really, truly, it’s probably the lowest we’ve ever been brought by a fanfic. (more…)

  10. Friday Night Fanfiction :: Chicken Grease is Nature’s Lubricant

    FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

    In the 14th installment of our journey into Niduranduran’s Pokémon smut novella, “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”, the author shows that they have more hot air to blow than the entire population of politicians, sales representatives, and televangelists combined. Our hero(?) Adam finishes the battle getting sweet sweet revenge on his Absol’s previous trainer and then proceeds to discuss how to deal with his sister’s newly christened poképhilia.

    We’re making deep, personal sacrifices to our sanity here, people. Hope you’re happy. (more…)

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