Dungeons & Doritos

August 10th, 2010

Nerdy Show’s monthly D&D special!

Follow the Nerdy Show crew as they adventure in the magical land of Doritodonia.  Join Jen’Ifer the Tiefling, Jamela the Dragonborn, Vimak the Goliath, and the chair-turned-dwarf, called CHAIR on mayhem-filled, morally-questionable quests for wealth, honor, and crunchy corn chips.

Episode 1 :: Part 1 and Part 2
Episode 2
the conclusion to the 1st adventure
Episode 3 :: The Quest for the Erotic Pangolin

Episode 4 :: Mid-Day in the Maze of Mischief
Episode 5 :: Birdbath
Episode 6 :: The Labrador & the Laboratory
Episode 7 :: Foul Deeds at Cool Ranch

The adventure continues!

Quest along with us:

Character sheets (updated periodically)

CHAIR :: Jamela :: Jen’Ifer :: Vimak

The Fantasy Sagas Player’s Guidebook


DUNGEONS & DORITOS FAN ART!!!

CHARACTER & GAME MASTER BIOS!!!

  1. Doomboy29
    November 24th, 2009 at 23:21 | #1

    Sweet

  2. Brother
    November 25th, 2009 at 01:56 | #2

    Hah, didn’t know there was a section for D&D.

    Put up some character sheets!

  3. Phrozt
    December 1st, 2009 at 16:49 | #3

    You guys seriously need to do TONS of these. I could listen to these all day long while I work. It’s the perfect mixture of funny and “light enough that I can still tune most of it out and still have a good, unexpected laugh from time to time.”

  4. Tokulen
    December 10th, 2009 at 13:32 | #4

    Cant wait for the next episode and adventure. My group is in absolute love with your party and their antics. They have taken control of all the kobolds they can get their hands on. I expect the first Dorito mine to pop up anytime now.

  5. BigFiZeke
    February 25th, 2010 at 20:46 | #5

    Any word on updates to the series? My party loves listening to your quests and it has rekindled our love of D&D.

  6. February 25th, 2010 at 20:53 | #6

    @BigFiZeke

    We’re really jonesing to do a new episode.

    Keep an eye on our twitter this afternoon/ evening there may be a D&D related update.

  7. Marc
    March 4th, 2010 at 07:33 | #7

    @Cap

    Jamela-related art on the way. The picture is penciled and inked. All I need to do is find a working scanner so I can scan and color it! Expect it to be emailed by Saturday or Sunday.

  8. March 4th, 2010 at 15:35 | #8

    I loved the new, music-free episode. The lack of interruptions helped tremendously.

  9. Chet Awesomelazer
    March 9th, 2010 at 20:21 | #9

    I would like to see some character sheets as well. Also, MOAR ART.
    I can say that and not do anything because my drawings look like maybe a little girl did them, and everyone knows little girl drawings suck.
    I must say, Dungeons and Doritos is one of the best things ever. There’s a reason it has its own section.
    So says Chet Awesomelazer, so shall it be done!

  10. Phrozt
    March 12th, 2010 at 14:32 | #10

    You know, usually explosm makes me laugh quite a bit… and this was a good comic, but after all of your exploits in D&D (well, mostly Mike’s in this case) today’s explosm just seems weak… explosm.net/comics/1982/

  11. Millis
    April 22nd, 2010 at 06:06 | #11

    I have to thank you guys for creating these as it is the PERFECT audio to hear whilst going to sleep. It makes for great dreams but still quite entertaining if i can’t sleep.

    I was curious though, do ya’ll have any pictures of a D’n'dorito session in progress, with dice and pieces set? For the mind picturing and whatnot.

  12. April 22nd, 2010 at 19:33 | #12

    @Millis

    We’re glad to give you golden slumbers, amigo.

    You know, we don’t actually have any pictures of us DnDing… we’ll have to do something about that.

  13. Saber
    April 27th, 2010 at 20:04 | #13

    are you guys doing anymore D&D episodes or was the that they epic finale for the time being? btw that last episode was faaaaaaaaaaaaaantastic!

  14. April 28th, 2010 at 16:44 | #14

    @Saber

    Don’t worry man, we’ve got big plans! To make up for not having an episode this month you get two next month.

  15. nodachie
    May 20th, 2010 at 00:27 | #15

    Will Chair ever make sweet love again?

  16. Marc
    May 20th, 2010 at 19:22 | #16

    It’s the end of May! Where’s the D&D!? Where’s my FIX!?

  17. Lobster
    May 21st, 2010 at 05:45 | #17

    Marc :
    It’s the end of May! Where’s the D&D!? Where’s my FIX!?

    I gotta agree with the man. Dungeons and Doritos is pretty much my drawing music. And the only exposure to some good dice-rolling for a few months!

  18. Chet Awesomelazer
    May 21st, 2010 at 19:19 | #18

    Calm down, Sea-roach. Chet Awesomelazer assumes that it is coming soon. Until we all get some Dungeons and Doritos in, might Chet Awesomelazer suggest that you look into the Penny Arcade/PvP DnD podcasts? They’re pretty good too, and believe Chet Awesomelazer when he says that he draws to BOTH.
    Chet Awesomelazer feels for the Sea-roach, but he suggests we don’t grab the pitchforks and torches JUST YET.

  19. May 22nd, 2010 at 00:12 | #19

    @Chet Awesomelazer

    @Lobster

    @Marc

    @nodachie

    Hey guys, Worry not!

    Yes, we’re running behind schedule and it’s killing me! But we’re recording NEXT week, we’ve already got a special additional episode recorded and next month we’ll have TWO episodes. From then on it’ll be at least once a month.

  20. Chet Awesomelazer
    May 22nd, 2010 at 01:22 | #20

    See? Chet Awesomelazer is ALWAYS correct.
    He suggests, however, that we all show our D&D fanaticism before the next episode comes out by drawing more fanart! We can draw to the previously released episodes, of course, and show our love for these characters by making a mockery of them with our pencils.
    The fanart section is barren and also a little sad. It must be livened up.

    Although Chet Awesomelazer loves to draw, however, he is no good at it and has no scanner. So… he’s gonna have to leave it up to you guys.
    *Chet winks*

  21. May 22nd, 2010 at 07:46 | #21

    @Chet Awesomelazer

    Chet, I think I speak for all the Nerdy Show boys when I say that that sounds freakin’ awesome and I support this fan art initiative.

  22. Marc
    May 23rd, 2010 at 22:23 | #22

    Chet Awesomelazer :
    See? Chet Awesomelazer is ALWAYS correct.
    He suggests, however, that we all show our D&D fanaticism before the next episode comes out by drawing more fanart!

    I concur. Plus I got a new scanner, so I can actually use my penciled drawings once I draw them!

  23. LordShotGun
    June 5th, 2010 at 03:01 | #23

    Cap :@Chet Awesomelazer
    @Lobster
    @Marc
    @nodachie
    Hey guys, Worry not!
    Yes, we’re running behind schedule and it’s killing me! But we’re recording NEXT week, we’ve already got a special additional episode recorded and next month we’ll have TWO episodes. From then on it’ll be at least once a month.

    And now it it june…O well, but I bet you guys relize that most of the traffic on this site is for the dnd episodes, at least for me its the only reason I come here…

  24. random drunk
    June 6th, 2010 at 07:41 | #24

    Legend of the Mystical Epeen
    Whatever this magical item is, Chair will want to fuck it.

    Or Dickmeat Sandwiches and you.

    Or the quest for the legendary Sword Chucks +1 that one is for Brian

    or Magical Aids, a Chair Story

  25. random drunk
    June 6th, 2010 at 08:21 | #25

    Chair finds Jesus and takes up carpentry…you do the math

    One Chair and a love seat

    The Erotic Mandolin

    My Immortal AKA Harry Potter is hung like a Stalone (featuring the NPC Eboby…or Enoby)

    Vimak Likes em hairy

    A Wolfbear Christmas Carol

    Jemala’s dirty secret

    Of Beholder Eyes and Tentacle Monsters

    Invisible Stalker Fanart

    I’ve had way too much rum

    Our Heros Finaly Reach Level 2

    Chair’s Pet Roach

    Jeni Feer’s Nubile Makeover

    Late Night CheeseBurger, the Dorito Who Shall Not Be Named

    The Magical Trouser Snake

    Interview With A PK

    Everything I Know About Cars I Learned From Gran Tourismo

    Vimak Gets His Groove Back

    Do The Bruce Campbell

  26. random drunk
    June 6th, 2010 at 08:24 | #26

    Never Google Futanari

    What the Hell is a Gigawatt?

    Jesus Saves, the rest of you take damage

    Chair Starts a Cult

    just turn turn mic on and roll some dice already

  27. June 6th, 2010 at 17:25 | #27

    @LordShotGun

    Yeah, we know we’ve got a lot of DnDers who are starving and I apologize big time for the delay, it’s been killing us. Actually, everything is going according to plan. We’re releasing the two episode THIS month. There’s always a lag between recording and releasing DnD episodes because we do the shows differently. BUT I strongly encourage you to listen to Nerdy Show proper because 1) it’s awesome 2) same people, same humor and weirdness 3) there’s a big DnD announcement in the next episode.

  28. June 6th, 2010 at 17:27 | #28

    @random drunk

    Aaaand… there’s our episodes for the next two years+

  29. June 6th, 2010 at 18:47 | #29

    Oh yeah, and so you guys don’t freak out I’ll say this now for those cool enough to haunt this board:

    Brian is STILL a part of DnD. However, he isn’t in either of this month’s episodes due to scheduling conflicts. His new life in VA is about to get more cushy and Jen’Ifer will be chucking Eldritch Blasts again in no time.

    Stay tuned for next episode where Brain monologues the mysterious letter pinned to the tavern door with a knife.

  30. Marc
    June 7th, 2010 at 05:55 | #30

    I’m just gonna launch a suggestion for an episode plot. You know, to add it to the list:

    “The Lost City of El Dorito”

  31. June 8th, 2010 at 10:08 | #31

    Well, just because everyone else is doing it…

    “There’s Something about Chair…”

    “A Chair-tastic fiasco with the Village People!”

    “Insert Lame Title Here!”

    “So, what IS a Lady-Pouch?”

    “The Sly[blade] who Shagged Me!”

    “Jen Ifir’s REAL Gender!” [I'm actually confused about this one. I seriously can't tell if Jen Ifir is a girl, a guy, or if Tieflings are even supposed to have genders at all!]

  32. BigFiZeke
    June 10th, 2010 at 05:13 | #32

    Hey. For all those out there seeking more play feed, just be patient. There are more than enough nerdy show podcasts to pass your time. And the show itself is amazing.

    But if I might make a suggestion to all those who need a D&D fix, Critical Hit (another D&D podcast) has 2 days of audio already out. In addition, The Gamer’s Haven has released at least 10 days of audio. The nerdy show is amazing, and there are plenty of things to supplament it. I hope these two suggestions help my fellow D&D addicts.

  33. June 10th, 2010 at 14:12 | #33

    The new episode with the DnD update is out! Episode 20, “Cosmic Things”

  34. guises
    July 3rd, 2010 at 04:43 | #34

    I was one of the people who voted against music in D&D but I’m fine with the relatively small number of songs in the recent two episodes. What I’d like though, is if you could adjust the levels so the songs aren’t so much louder than the talking. As it is, whenever one of the songs start I have to lunge for the volume to avoid offending the neighbors.

  35. July 3rd, 2010 at 05:55 | #35

    @guises

    Glad you’re cool with the 3-track format, dude. As for the track volume, I feel your pain. We’ll make that imbalance a thing of the past.

  36. Vilehenchman
    July 3rd, 2010 at 16:38 | #36

    The other sound level I struggle with a little bit is the near-whisper levels of Ruel followed almost immediately by “I AM VIMAK!” or “HOLY SHIT!” from Triforce Mike. Maybe just have Ruel move a little closer to the mike. Other than that, love the new format.

  37. July 3rd, 2010 at 18:10 | #37

    I’ve just listened to Ep 1, and it’s every bit as entertaining as the Penny Arcade/PVP/Wil Wheaton D&D casts over on the official D&D site. The in-character voice acting is hilarious, and the musical interludes provide a welcome breather in between dice rolls.

    You wouldn’t think listening to people play 4E would be fun, would you? I guess it just depends on how awesome the people in question are.

  38. July 4th, 2010 at 03:13 | #38

    @Vilehenchman
    I’ll definitely pass that on to Hex, thanks man.

    @Dave (aka Nev the Deranged)
    Comparing us to those other dude’s material is a heck of a compliment, so thanks a lot man! Glad you like what you hear, and, I might add, they only get better – LOTS better.

  39. Fenrir Gochad
    July 20th, 2010 at 01:10 | #39

    Pretty friggin sweet cast ya’ got goin’ on… I love it… In the same way Mike loves everything… Just kidding, but I am looking forward to more adventures, more awesomeness, and more hilarity…

  40. Arkyrion
    August 31st, 2010 at 20:44 | #40

    And just because no one’s done it for a while, I give you yet another episode title:

    “What +1 Greatclub? The story of Chair and ED.”

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