Dungeons & Doritos
August 10th, 2010
Nerdy Show’s monthly D&D special!
Follow the Nerdy Show crew as they adventure in the magical land of Doritodonia. Join Jen’Ifer the Tiefling, Jamela the Dragonborn, Vimak the Goliath, and the chair-turned-dwarf, called CHAIR on mayhem-filled, morally-questionable quests for wealth, honor, and crunchy corn chips.
Episode 1 :: Part 1 and Part 2
Episode 2 the conclusion to the 1st adventure
Episode 3 :: The Quest for the Erotic Pangolin
Episode 4 :: Mid-Day in the Maze of Mischief
Episode 5 :: Birdbath
Episode 6 :: The Labrador & the Laboratory
Episode 7 :: Foul Deeds at Cool Ranch
The adventure continues!
Quest along with us:
Character sheets (updated periodically)
CHAIR :: Jamela :: Jen’Ifer :: Vimak



Sweet
Hah, didn’t know there was a section for D&D.
Put up some character sheets!
You guys seriously need to do TONS of these. I could listen to these all day long while I work. It’s the perfect mixture of funny and “light enough that I can still tune most of it out and still have a good, unexpected laugh from time to time.”
Cant wait for the next episode and adventure. My group is in absolute love with your party and their antics. They have taken control of all the kobolds they can get their hands on. I expect the first Dorito mine to pop up anytime now.
Any word on updates to the series? My party loves listening to your quests and it has rekindled our love of D&D.
@BigFiZeke
We’re really jonesing to do a new episode.
Keep an eye on our twitter this afternoon/ evening there may be a D&D related update.
@Cap
Jamela-related art on the way. The picture is penciled and inked. All I need to do is find a working scanner so I can scan and color it! Expect it to be emailed by Saturday or Sunday.
I loved the new, music-free episode. The lack of interruptions helped tremendously.
I would like to see some character sheets as well. Also, MOAR ART.
I can say that and not do anything because my drawings look like maybe a little girl did them, and everyone knows little girl drawings suck.
I must say, Dungeons and Doritos is one of the best things ever. There’s a reason it has its own section.
So says Chet Awesomelazer, so shall it be done!
You know, usually explosm makes me laugh quite a bit… and this was a good comic, but after all of your exploits in D&D (well, mostly Mike’s in this case) today’s explosm just seems weak… explosm.net/comics/1982/
I have to thank you guys for creating these as it is the PERFECT audio to hear whilst going to sleep. It makes for great dreams but still quite entertaining if i can’t sleep.
I was curious though, do ya’ll have any pictures of a D’n'dorito session in progress, with dice and pieces set? For the mind picturing and whatnot.
@Millis
We’re glad to give you golden slumbers, amigo.
You know, we don’t actually have any pictures of us DnDing… we’ll have to do something about that.
are you guys doing anymore D&D episodes or was the that they epic finale for the time being? btw that last episode was faaaaaaaaaaaaaantastic!
@Saber
Don’t worry man, we’ve got big plans! To make up for not having an episode this month you get two next month.
Will Chair ever make sweet love again?
It’s the end of May! Where’s the D&D!? Where’s my FIX!?
I gotta agree with the man. Dungeons and Doritos is pretty much my drawing music. And the only exposure to some good dice-rolling for a few months!
Calm down, Sea-roach. Chet Awesomelazer assumes that it is coming soon. Until we all get some Dungeons and Doritos in, might Chet Awesomelazer suggest that you look into the Penny Arcade/PvP DnD podcasts? They’re pretty good too, and believe Chet Awesomelazer when he says that he draws to BOTH.
Chet Awesomelazer feels for the Sea-roach, but he suggests we don’t grab the pitchforks and torches JUST YET.
@Chet Awesomelazer
@Lobster
@Marc
@nodachie
Hey guys, Worry not!
Yes, we’re running behind schedule and it’s killing me! But we’re recording NEXT week, we’ve already got a special additional episode recorded and next month we’ll have TWO episodes. From then on it’ll be at least once a month.
See? Chet Awesomelazer is ALWAYS correct.
He suggests, however, that we all show our D&D fanaticism before the next episode comes out by drawing more fanart! We can draw to the previously released episodes, of course, and show our love for these characters by making a mockery of them with our pencils.
The fanart section is barren and also a little sad. It must be livened up.
…
Although Chet Awesomelazer loves to draw, however, he is no good at it and has no scanner. So… he’s gonna have to leave it up to you guys.
*Chet winks*
@Chet Awesomelazer
Chet, I think I speak for all the Nerdy Show boys when I say that that sounds freakin’ awesome and I support this fan art initiative.
I concur. Plus I got a new scanner, so I can actually use my penciled drawings once I draw them!
And now it it june…O well, but I bet you guys relize that most of the traffic on this site is for the dnd episodes, at least for me its the only reason I come here…
Legend of the Mystical Epeen
Whatever this magical item is, Chair will want to fuck it.
Or Dickmeat Sandwiches and you.
Or the quest for the legendary Sword Chucks +1 that one is for Brian
or Magical Aids, a Chair Story
Chair finds Jesus and takes up carpentry…you do the math
One Chair and a love seat
The Erotic Mandolin
My Immortal AKA Harry Potter is hung like a Stalone (featuring the NPC Eboby…or Enoby)
Vimak Likes em hairy
A Wolfbear Christmas Carol
Jemala’s dirty secret
Of Beholder Eyes and Tentacle Monsters
Invisible Stalker Fanart
I’ve had way too much rum
Our Heros Finaly Reach Level 2
Chair’s Pet Roach
Jeni Feer’s Nubile Makeover
Late Night CheeseBurger, the Dorito Who Shall Not Be Named
The Magical Trouser Snake
Interview With A PK
Everything I Know About Cars I Learned From Gran Tourismo
Vimak Gets His Groove Back
Do The Bruce Campbell
Never Google Futanari
What the Hell is a Gigawatt?
Jesus Saves, the rest of you take damage
Chair Starts a Cult
just turn turn mic on and roll some dice already
@LordShotGun
Yeah, we know we’ve got a lot of DnDers who are starving and I apologize big time for the delay, it’s been killing us. Actually, everything is going according to plan. We’re releasing the two episode THIS month. There’s always a lag between recording and releasing DnD episodes because we do the shows differently. BUT I strongly encourage you to listen to Nerdy Show proper because 1) it’s awesome 2) same people, same humor and weirdness 3) there’s a big DnD announcement in the next episode.
@random drunk
Aaaand… there’s our episodes for the next two years+
Oh yeah, and so you guys don’t freak out I’ll say this now for those cool enough to haunt this board:
Brian is STILL a part of DnD. However, he isn’t in either of this month’s episodes due to scheduling conflicts. His new life in VA is about to get more cushy and Jen’Ifer will be chucking Eldritch Blasts again in no time.
Stay tuned for next episode where Brain monologues the mysterious letter pinned to the tavern door with a knife.
I’m just gonna launch a suggestion for an episode plot. You know, to add it to the list:
“The Lost City of El Dorito”
Well, just because everyone else is doing it…
“There’s Something about Chair…”
“A Chair-tastic fiasco with the Village People!”
“Insert Lame Title Here!”
“So, what IS a Lady-Pouch?”
“The Sly[blade] who Shagged Me!”
“Jen Ifir’s REAL Gender!” [I'm actually confused about this one. I seriously can't tell if Jen Ifir is a girl, a guy, or if Tieflings are even supposed to have genders at all!]
Hey. For all those out there seeking more play feed, just be patient. There are more than enough nerdy show podcasts to pass your time. And the show itself is amazing.
But if I might make a suggestion to all those who need a D&D fix, Critical Hit (another D&D podcast) has 2 days of audio already out. In addition, The Gamer’s Haven has released at least 10 days of audio. The nerdy show is amazing, and there are plenty of things to supplament it. I hope these two suggestions help my fellow D&D addicts.
The new episode with the DnD update is out! Episode 20, “Cosmic Things”
I was one of the people who voted against music in D&D but I’m fine with the relatively small number of songs in the recent two episodes. What I’d like though, is if you could adjust the levels so the songs aren’t so much louder than the talking. As it is, whenever one of the songs start I have to lunge for the volume to avoid offending the neighbors.
@guises
Glad you’re cool with the 3-track format, dude. As for the track volume, I feel your pain. We’ll make that imbalance a thing of the past.
The other sound level I struggle with a little bit is the near-whisper levels of Ruel followed almost immediately by “I AM VIMAK!” or “HOLY SHIT!” from Triforce Mike. Maybe just have Ruel move a little closer to the mike. Other than that, love the new format.
I’ve just listened to Ep 1, and it’s every bit as entertaining as the Penny Arcade/PVP/Wil Wheaton D&D casts over on the official D&D site. The in-character voice acting is hilarious, and the musical interludes provide a welcome breather in between dice rolls.
You wouldn’t think listening to people play 4E would be fun, would you? I guess it just depends on how awesome the people in question are.
@Vilehenchman
I’ll definitely pass that on to Hex, thanks man.
@Dave (aka Nev the Deranged)
Comparing us to those other dude’s material is a heck of a compliment, so thanks a lot man! Glad you like what you hear, and, I might add, they only get better – LOTS better.
Pretty friggin sweet cast ya’ got goin’ on… I love it… In the same way Mike loves everything… Just kidding, but I am looking forward to more adventures, more awesomeness, and more hilarity…
And just because no one’s done it for a while, I give you yet another episode title:
“What +1 Greatclub? The story of Chair and ED.”