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Friday Night Fanfiction :: You Stuck Your Dick in Crazy

Posted by Stevo on October 17, 2014

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FNF 1400The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

By some strange providence, the show made it past the pilot episode without getting cancelled! To celebrate, the crew followed up last episode’s triple-header by reading only one fanfic! In Part 1 of the Final Fantasy VIII fanfic “Gamerz Fantasy VIII” by The Playing Mantis, the author spends a lengthy amount of time building up character and backstory before trapping Selphie with two Minotaur brothers (named Minotaur and Sacred, how creative). These two animal-men get right to giving the questionably-aged SeeD member Stockholm syndrome in order to ravage her.  This is apparently how people get Guardian Forces in Final Fantasy VIII.  I wouldn’t know, I’ve never played it, and if this story is any indicator of what the game consists of – I’m glad I haven’t.

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Brad
Referee: Valerie

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  • armadon

    Oh god, I was waiting for the guardians to break out in a psa about consensual sec just before burying their Taurus head into sophi. I nearly died when Steve-O started started to channel miss piggy.

    • Level99

      I NOW HAVE A BEER BOOT. I am doomed.

      • armadon

        Not doomed, but you can officially say the line “it has come to this”

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