Flame On :: Roasting Oral
I’m hijacking the episode summary this week to give you guys the lowdown on the epic event that went down during this podcast. What went down? ORAL!
First, we do a review of Transformers: Dark of the Moon, and while Mulan didn’t make an appearance to file a copyright against the title, we give our honest opinion on Michael Bay’s latest robot romp!
After that, witness the most earth-shattering moment in the history of Flame On! You have to listen to experience it in its full glory, but let me tell you that it’s as soul-crushing and ego-deflating for Oral as it is glorious and magnificent for me!
Remember when Harry Potter beat Voldemort in a duel? Remember when Vader chucked the Emperor down the pit? Remember when Neo made Agent Smith explode? Well this tops all of those moments! Soon everyone will be saying, “Where were you when Q destroyed Oral and left him groveling for a pittance of mercy?”
But in addition to that wondrous event, we also talk about the new season of True Blood and hear a dramatic, erotic reading by Jarrod in the voice of Garrison Keillor??
We debut our new “Relationship and Dating Advice” segment where we answer fan questions: this week we talk about role-playing as super heroes, deciding what to do with two bottoms, and how to handle video games in a relationship. Please submit your questions in the comments section or on the forums!
Another new segment is the “Quest-ion” where I talk about my awesome quest to Miami Super Con and the insane Day Glow paint party!
There’s big talk about gay issues: It’s okay to be Takei, gay body image, and the wonderful news of gay marriage being legalized in New York!
Don’t miss our comics discussion: Fear Itself, X-Men: Schism, Flashpoint, and Avengers: The Children’s Crusade!
And be sure to rewind to the 15:30 mark to relive the massacre of Oral’s self-esteem at my hand! I’ll be providing free ringtones, t-shirts, arm bands, tote bags, cock rings, hats, and shoelaces commemorating the quote that will go down in history as the best moment, like, ever! I’ll also give a shout out on air to anyone who makes a meme for it!
Take care my Questionites!